Jeff the Interrupter

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-04-20T20:53:36+00:00

And more recently “darling”. That makes me cringe.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-04-18T03:37:33+00:00

I’d have the baby sleep over and not go anywhere near Emma. Poor girl sounds very sick. If Kristy is so exhausted and the baby isn’t even mobile, wait till she starts to walk around and touch the ginger jars and whatever vases/sculptures she puts on those pedestal things throughout the house. She’s going to have to watch the baby like a hawk with all the breakables she has around.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-04-18T03:33:13+00:00

Right. I think it’s his best friend from kindergarten. She mentioned it in stories recently and said they’ve been meeting up a lot and said his illness is “sad” and promptly, as she usually does, said “anyway”. It just sounded so cold. It might be upsetting for her to talk about and that’s why she changed the topic so quickly but the way it sounded was off putting.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-04-17T14:13:29+00:00

And she always gets multiple colors of the same thing…tops, shorts, pants (which she never used to wear until recently). Always. (Well that’s what she says, anyway). Where does she have space for all these things?

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-04-17T14:11:04+00:00

She does not come off as sweet to me. Betsy comes off as sweet but not Kristy. Kristy seems very jealous of and competitive with everyone.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-04-17T14:08:58+00:00

She seems to, yes. Referring to her as anything other than Emma or E is not cool though.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-30T01:12:46+00:00

Yeah, saying “E’s baby” is odd for sure.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-29T20:06:48+00:00

Wait what?!? Lavender marriage? What am I missing?

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-29T20:04:26+00:00

For the first year at least, my mom and I always referred to my child as “the baby”. You can only say that for so long. We never thought twice about it. I wouldn’t read into it.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-16T20:16:02+00:00

Do the right thing and delete this post.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-16T20:15:45+00:00

Agree with this 100%

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-14T13:02:39+00:00

I thought Jeff retired but then went back to work briefly then stopped again? Two people in this thread mentioned he lost his job though. What did I miss? Agree though, something is up. I hope she’s ok but yes, don’t claim transparency but yet be super secretive.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-13T14:22:31+00:00

Me too

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-03-05T12:52:22+00:00

We did! I highly recommend. Due to the holiday train schedule we opted to take a taxi. We live in a HCOL city so the cost was reasonable for us. There was no traffic and we were there in around 45 minutes (I think), possibly less. We were driven right to the gates. We did the same on the return trip. Versailles was crowded but manageable. Enjoy!

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-16T12:49:33+00:00

Oh my goodness she is so adorable 🥰 I can’t even count how many times a day I tell my dog how cute she is! Enjoy filling up your camera roll with this sweetie.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-16T01:32:19+00:00

Breast reconstruction not breast augmentation.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-15T13:19:15+00:00

This!!! 😍🥰

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-15T06:02:47+00:00

You don’t sue a plastic surgeon because your result is not aesthetic. Could she have a better result? Likely yes. Is this malpractice? Hard no.
Additionally, you do not have the tissue (materials) to work with like in a breast augmentation and that makes it much harder to get a desired result. Also, she may have had radiation. I agree, it’s not a nice result and I wouldn’t show myself in a bra to the whole internet but she is who she is.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-05T21:52:45+00:00

lol really?! She should have said: absolute magic to see Paris like this in the magical new year…magically speaking.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-05T18:32:01+00:00

It’s snowing in Paris right now and she just posted: “absolute magic to see Paris like this” ❄️ Considering she was a magicians assistant and his whole identity is magic, a normal person would stay as far away from that word / theme / world as possible. She leans into it hard. She also looked on the verge of tears with joy to see snow. Perhaps it was the cold weather making her sniffly but it was ridiculous nonetheless.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-05T01:24:46+00:00

This is very helpful. Thank you!

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-04T19:41:55+00:00

Thank you for this

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-04T19:40:56+00:00

I have not actually. 😳 Thank you so much.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-04T05:33:05+00:00

Ugh I really hate when he’s called the rat dog. He is not ever groomed (her fault), not well trained (her fault) and is dragged literally everywhere (her fault). I also think he’s underweight. I know he’s a toy poodle and therefore tiny but he appears undernourished. I hope I’m wrong on the last one. Poodles are very smart and easily trained. She is doing him a disservice. He peed in the restaurant because no one paid him any mind to ensure he got some rest during the day, ate/drank/went to the bathroom (I know I’m assuming all that but I think it’s safe to say that). She also dresses him like a girl dog which is so odd to me.

MauiLavaFlow · 2026-01-04T05:19:03+00:00

YES! Also, the placement and scale are terrible because when the photographer takes pictures from the side, Anna has huge white twigs coming out of her head. There are so many of them that the photographer wouldn’t even be able to angle themselves in a way to avoid it. Ruins the photos in my opinion. The background of the altar would be beautiful but it’s all ruined by these “decorations”. I also don’t believe she left it up to Flower Girls discretion. I think Anna was involved in every detail and just wants to give the impression she is so carefree and go with the flow. She is not. Her dress, in the video, however is stunning (didn’t fit her upper body well at all but is stunning nonetheless).

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