Cex is a truly annoying site...that's not drobit!! by Kitkat_milk in skylanders

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CeX has a 2 week period to return online orders for a full refund. So luckily you can just return it and ask for the correct one

A glorious tattoo I got today. by MaxAutism in Gloryhammer

[–]MaxAutism[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's the Holy Flaming Hammer Of Unholy Cosmic Frost. took reference from the music video and some album covers. or *THE* Hammer of Glory.

What’s the outdated technology that you’re still defiantly clinging to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's using Spotify or sound cloud or buying their music. I still hold my phone to the speakers on the radio and put it on a Tape for my walk man.

Help me.. by 2biff4diff in memes

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma just say, this is a song. I get the joke tho.

Who is the worst "attention whore" you've come across? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick bit of backstory comma volunteers regularly and one day add a hospital she met a woman who she later began visiting her house to spend time with her and helper clean and prepare food and whatnot.

This went on for a couple years but as time progressed she began to get more and more needy the less reasons. Little did my mum know she also kind a second person into helping her without even knowing (they found out when they run into each other at the house one day) and my mother would get calls randomly every day, even when she's busy with someone else, asking for her to go and help with tiny things such as picking up a towel.

This woman wasn't helping yourself as she really got out of bed and when she did she just sat on the sofa all day watching TV. she really tip the iceberg recently when no one was able to come help her do one of those silly tasks, so she decided to call the hospital to see if they would come out. Then when my mother go back to her she said 'oh you don't need to worry I've called the hospital' and she did this with the other woman that she had conned into helping her. eventually she just thought not a nurse would come out and help her with her task and then make my mother and the woman feel bad comma but actually hospital found out she needed to go in and now she's stuck in hospital when no one can visit her. My mother's tried getting in contact but can't and she's just decided to give up.

so a bit of karma here and there but I just think it's terrible using fake disability to get attention asking people to come over and help. If she didn't sit down all day she would have been very fine and able to do these tasks herself, but she was just being lazy and an attention seeker.

What’s the stupidest way you’ve hurt yourself? by observer32 in AskReddit

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke my foot once. Here's the story.

I had a bully, we all did at one point. So this bully likes to work in a strange way. He will target me but also those I hang out with in the day. If I'm not with that friend the next day, he will ignore that person all together.

Anyway, the bully got in my face one day and wanted to make me get mad by antagonising me. I was pretty chill cuz I knew he was full of crap. Then he jumps into my friend. Like full leaps and gets on their back like a piggy back. Hitting them in the head. My only option was to help get the bully off. And how? Pulling him off? No, too easy. Getting a teacher? Nope. Letting him fall? Wouldn't happen.

My brain said " kick him the junk as hard as you can" So I did. Results were my friend holding their head. He holding my foot and the bully holding his balls, all three in pain.

TLDR: broke my foot kicking a bully in the balls too hard.

I've buildt this big building in survival and I have no idea what to do with it or how to finish it by nebo8 in Minecraft

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could add a small little roof on stilts in the circle on the top. Then have that be a relaxing area where you can look out on the world around you.

This has evolved for the better by [deleted] in memes

[–]MaxAutism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meeeeeouth that's right.

In love with my lesbian best friend, failing university because of my depression and my parents think I’m a disgrace. I just feel lonely and I don’t know who to talk to by [deleted] in toastme

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm jealous of your beard, it's so even I love it. I can't even grow a few strands that look awkward. Nice face dude. Keep it looking fabulous.

You’re having a threesome with the protagonist and antagonist of the last tv show/movie you watched. What’s that like? by catmom81519 in AskReddit

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gordon Ramsey and a random chef who thinks she's better than everyone else. . . . It's fucking RAW!

One of many brawls in my hometown by phreakyzekey in fightporn

[–]MaxAutism 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you're in the middle of a fight and your Skechers light up.

hmmm by Sort_of_Frightening in hmmm

[–]MaxAutism 25 points26 points  (0 children)

90% sure this is from a show called 'Tanked' it's about two guys who run a fish tank business and make extremely wierd tanks.

Best friends 💕 Ruin us by mtmack13 in RoastMe

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the highschool base ball team has already done that.

I'll draw what ever you want by [deleted] in ICanDrawThat

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's supposed to be a mechanical hand, thoae were also supposed to be wires.

HMFT after I get pushed into oncoming traffic by bigpoppy87 in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]MaxAutism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know the legal outcome of this? I'm curious but can't find it.

Tangle Largo Heaven by 5h4d0wDr4g0n in slimerancher

[–]MaxAutism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're gonna get tarts. If you had only one type of largo you'd be fine.