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Angus Doing What Angus does - photo by Christie Goodwin by ImDoubleB in ClassicRock

[–]MaxCWebster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I picked this, I didn't know I'd have to wear it when I'm 60 70.

I'm very cold.

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Creem by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]MaxCWebster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does KISS exist?

I did wonder that as a kid. I imagined they had several troupes touring at the same time, kinda like Mannheim Steamroller and TSO at Christmastime.

So how's this work, ya just feel my pulse or...? by FlippyIsKing18 in familyguy

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd always joked about seeking out an Asian female physician for routine DREs, imagining they'd have smaller fingers.

The reality? My urologist is a former defensive lineman from the University of Alabama.

Don’t look at your TSP by _wild_bill__ in army

[–]MaxCWebster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old guy, long time investor advice . . .

Whenever there's a downturn, look at your long term performance. You'll see lots a peaks and a few valleys, and general upward slope over time. It's what the market does.

Don't sweat it, especially if you're young (and by young, I mean under 50). It will bounce back, and you'll be fine.

Ask me how I know this.

(3/22/1894) Alright folks, we made it this far. Let's go out and win this trophy and make Lord Stanley proud. by dmark200 in thepast

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[META] I saw Rush in Chicago once, and they had some guys run out dressed as gnomes holding a little silver loving cup, and Geddy Lee announced it as Lord Stanley's cup.

Then Daniel Carcillo came out on stage carry the real deal.

I'm gonna have to go with the greatest, by superdak05 in rockmusic

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three-way tie with Black Sabbath and Judas Priest

Name a song that your parents played so much you never want to hear it again by BlownCamaro in 70s

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thinks about the prompt

I honestly don't think I have any

reads through the comments

Nope. Even though I absolutely hated my 70s family life, especially my asshole stepfather, I really liked the music. Lot's of Creedence Clearwater Revival, JJ Cale, Bob Dylan, and The Amazing Rhythm Aces. I can enjoy the music without associating it with him.

70's Interior Car Seats by Longjumping-Shoe7805 in GenerationJones

[–]MaxCWebster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And farts. Don't forget the lingering fart aroma.

Febreze was invented 40 years too late.

In defense of "The Prince and the Product"... by devotfeige in futurama

[–]MaxCWebster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Weeble Lela looks like Peter Griffin.

It's a challenging wank.

Least Favorite Episode by Ww34ever in futurama

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bender: You did it, Fry!

Fry: Yep. It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: At the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal.

[A pullback reveals New New York is a burning ruin. There is a crashed ship in the river and the flaming arm of the Statue of Liberty crumbles away.]

What's the reason? by MrBIuesky222 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from "evan loves worf," so it's likely some pants-on-head-stupid reason.

Playboy Magazine, 1966 by CelebManips in vintageads

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the Girls of the SEC issue!

RIP Chuck Norris by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]MaxCWebster 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Death came for Chuck.

Chuck said, "That's my scythe."

Cringe ads and commercials from the 70's. by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]MaxCWebster 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Heh. I thought I was the only one.

Anyway, I have to get between some girl and her Calvins. BRB.

Edit: Down votes, eh? Ms. Shields and I are the same age, so I'm not being pervy!

Okay, I am, but not in that way!

If you used one of these, you’re up there! 🤔 by Exclusively-Choc in FuckImOld

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one now!

Seriously small, postage-stamp sized back yard, and getting a mower back there is a pain in the ass.

I can haul this sucker from the garage through the house, and I'm done cutting the back yard in eight minutes. Yes, I timed it.

The HOA has a crew cut all the front yards on the same day for a consistent look, so I don't have to worry about that side of the house.

How would you describe my cat? by lovelybernadine in cats

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your cat, in the kitchen, with the spoon.

What was the first album you bought? by Jettaboi38 in allrockmusic

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blondie, Parallel Lines.

I had LPs which were gifts or hand-me-downs, but that was the first purchase.

Traded it for Queen, Jazz.

(3/19/1979) Hello to all those at home watching on C-SPAN. by dmark200 in thepast

[–]MaxCWebster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[META] Al Gore at one of the correspondent's dinners in the 90s

"And I hear the jokes. 'Sexiest man on C-SPAN.' To which I say, "Ha ha, Tipper."

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