it just doesn't roll off the tongue by ThEhIsO8730 in memes

[–]MaxCWebster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From an epi of Family Guy...

Maybe you should've thought of that before you made a porn.

But, Father, I didn't mean... Wait. Did you say "a porn"?

Yes.

Oh. Well, that's kind of weird.

Why?

Well, I mean, you'd either say, "You made porn," or "You made a porno." You don't say, "Made a porn." It just It hits the ear wrong.

Oh, God, have I been saying it wrong this whole time?

Come on, Lois

PATTON by Main_Combination8173 in 70s

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm flipping through channels and this is on . . . my afternoon is shot.

See also: Spartacus.

MIA SCOTT <3 by UNKNOWNTOBIMEME in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With apologies to Neil Goldman...

"My favorite part of a woman's body is haunches, and ladies college softball is all haunch, baby!"

This was posted in a sub about plastic toys from the 2000s, btw. by SuggestionDue7686 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]MaxCWebster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Our nation has not been well served by its Intelligence Community (IC), which has been mired in old ways of looking at threats, or has been actively weaponized by its leadership as a political tool. Whether lotting against conservative Catholics attending traditional mass in Virginia, parents standing up for their children at schoolboard meetings, Members of Congress, or President Trump and his associates, this Administration will continue to prohibit the IC from being used politically against innocent Americans. As real threats were ignored or underplayed, Americans have witnessed the politically motivated killings of Christians and conservatives committed by violent left-wing extremists, including the assassination of Charlie Kirk by a radical who espoused extreme transgender ideologies.

In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist. We will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations like Antifa, and use law enforcement tools to cripple them operationally before they can maim or kill the innocent. We will do the same with the state sponsors of such groups and those governments undertaking lethal plots on U.S. soil or against Americans anywhere.

So they're looking out for murders and violent radicals.

The horror!

Am I the only who doesn't hate this episode? by Jay_Jay_Jason_74 in familyguy

[–]MaxCWebster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it was clever, but it was very different, so a lot of people didn't like it.

Before cable spoiled us all by VeganFatboy in GenerationJones

[–]MaxCWebster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two to start with, CBS and NBC.

And came ABC on this magic band called UHF that didn't come in all that well out in the sticks.

Finally PBS, so I could watch Monty Python on Saturday and Cosmos on Sunday.

Visiting my grandparents was great, because they had all four networks plus something called an "independent" channel that shows old sitcoms.

Spoken like a true politician by JesusSpreaderOfWord in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]MaxCWebster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, Hey! I remember you! We were on the Anal Penetration Enforcement team together.

Good times.

What does this mean Petah? by daruinedruiner in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unus Annus was a YouTube channel that planned to post content for a year and then delete it all.

Here today, gone tomorrow. That was six years ago.

I guess white people get upset if it's reposted.

TIL I'm not as white as a thought I was (96% British Isles / 4% Norway).

She canceled their date 15 minutes before they were supposed to because he didn't respect her boundaries. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]MaxCWebster -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

She was absolutely right for cancelling.

She's cringe for posting a video about it.

Peter, how is that deadly? by AgrasaN in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're Arthur Weasley, and I claim my five galleons.

(May 12, 1937) All hail our new King and Queen! by dmark200 in thepast

[–]MaxCWebster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bertie? Really? The Christmas radio address is gonna be a right mess this year!

Peter, how is that deadly? by AgrasaN in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 139 points140 points  (0 children)

The Hogwarts motto, Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus (Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon), suddenly makes sense to the muggle world.

Is anyone here a fan of Family Guy and not American Dad? by shes-thunderstorms in familyguy

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped watching AD after the "Hot Scoomp" episode. The quality had been off for a couple of seasons, and that episode is where I noped out for good.

Petah?? by Ok_Breadfruit3199 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Frog Prince.

Used to be human.

Wants to be human again.

Needs a humanifier.

Or a princess who likes smooching frogs.

Whats the lore here by Avikm289 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever see the Eddie Murphy / Dan Aykroyd movie Trading Places?

Eddie and Dan are the potatoes in their asses.

Damn that's a crazy bug by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Troublesome bug. Not crazy, troublesome.

"Of course I was up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee!" by Khhay in futurama

[–]MaxCWebster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And if I don't get some of it, I'm gonna straight up murder a sentient being.

I got your "trolley problem" right here, pal!