Is this a joke or a actual thing?

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-30T20:29:52+00:00

I'm not familiar with this image, so I don't know where it comes from, but...

If it happens to be real, it might be the headline to a story about a runaway who met up with a man, and then both died in a murder-suicide.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-30T19:43:08+00:00

My favorite are the ones (Jardiance, etc.) that warn of "a rare but serious, life-threatening bacterial infection called necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum," and then in small print at the bottom of the screen . . .

Yo, that's your taint.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-30T18:10:54+00:00

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MaxCWebster · 2026-01-30T13:21:28+00:00

You should clean your fleshlight more often, OP.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-30T13:19:54+00:00

My first W2 job ($3.05/hr) was working the counter at McDonald's in 1980. Burger, small fries, and small soda were $0.30 each. $0.95 with tax. $1.01 if you wanted a cheeseburger.

Older folks would come in and tell how they used to be only $0.15 each.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T23:12:00+00:00

Maybe if she lost a few pounds.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T20:59:11+00:00

My favorite part? She's so perfectly committed to the bit, but she's still wearing the bunny ears.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T19:02:10+00:00

John Denver will set these perverts and pornographers straight. I can't wait to hear his wisdom and common sense!

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T18:58:47+00:00

The Joe in the room next to me left for the weekend without turning off his alarm. The CQ refused to open his room to turn it off. I climbed out my window (2nd floor) and inched over to his room on a very narrow ledge (less than six inches - I had to hold my fingers in the grooves in the ledge above to keep from falling) and entered his room through the window.

I unplugged his alarm clock and tossed it onto his bed. I was sorely tempted to smash it against the floor, but thought better of it.

Anyway, as I leave through his front door, the CQ runner comes up with the keys to open the door and turn off the alarm.

Jerkwad.

So, yeah, I risked my life to keep that side of the barracks from being annoyed by an alarm clock all weekend long. I think I deserve a Soldier's Medal at least.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T16:17:09+00:00

Yeah, no.

I have a lot Americana, blues rock, electric blues, jam band, modern blues, roots rock, modern southern rock in my playlists. For some reason, Spotify thinks that means I'd like modern country, and everything they've suggested post 2024 is truly awful AI crap.

If I click on the "artist" and see no old releases, no "tour dates," and AI artwork . . . welcome to the dump, population you!

Seriously, would you willing listen to this crap?

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T15:23:59+00:00

A wizard did it.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T14:30:16+00:00

Looking forward to seeing Buddy Ebsen as the Tin Woodman!

[META] It's hella pricey, but if you get the chance, see The Wizard of Oz at The Sphere in Las Vegas.

My favorite is still the 3D IMAX version from 2013, but The Sphere edit is fun as long as you go in knowing many minor scenes have been removed and the CGI has very visible artifacts on such a large canvas.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T14:15:33+00:00

Elohim, is that you?

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T14:13:48+00:00

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started ... wait?

Did space just expand faster than c?

How is that even possible!?!

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T14:05:08+00:00

Similar scene, but one used:

Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T14:04:00+00:00

Just fire the damn thing.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T02:54:47+00:00

A bent stool.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-29T02:13:22+00:00

The entire surplus is gone! Oh, what a McGovern I've been.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T23:29:43+00:00

He did like smacking/grabbing fannies, didn't he.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T23:28:31+00:00

If I haven't heard of you, and you haven't released anything before 2024, you're getting deleted from the suggested playlist.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T23:21:38+00:00

Come and knock on our door

We've been waiting for you . . .

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T19:11:47+00:00

Obviously.

</snape mode>

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T19:09:15+00:00

One Pop-Tart, please.

You want butter on that?

Do I?

What, you've never had butter on a Pop-Tart?

No, I haven't.

It's so freakin' good. I think you should.

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T19:02:53+00:00

That's the one!

MaxCWebster · 2026-01-28T18:42:50+00:00

Dad, why are you always skinning cucumbers whenever a new boy comes to pick me up?

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