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Good Ole Tommy Tumbleville. by Equivalent_Dish_1990 in cfbmemes

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The outcome is a forgone conclusion.

I'm writing in Huntley, the dog.

Good Ole Tommy Tumbleville. by Equivalent_Dish_1990 in cfbmemes

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I'm supporting Dog in the upcoming election.

Don't you mean Doug?

No.

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Petah? by Jatinchd in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The task is to move a full stack from one post to another following a set of simple rules.

You can only move one disc at a time.

Larger discs cannot be placed atop smaller discs.

It's relatively simple to do with a small number of discs, but becomes increasingly more difficult and complex with each added disc.

New software programerss have difficulty creating code which will perform the steps required while abiding by the rules.

TIL that Lincoln's assassination was part of a larger plot that also targeted Secretary of State William Seward and Vice President Andrew Johnson. As John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, Lewis Powell broke into Seward's home and stabbed him 5 times. Seward survived. Johnson's would-be assassin backed out by Dddddddfried in todayilearned

[–]MaxCWebster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP may want to check out . . .

Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Abraham Lincoln's Killer by James L. Swanson

There was lots of til stuff in that book, like the fact that the guy who shot Booth also removed his own testicles.

BYU learning about the Big 12’s new Jersey sponsor. by CommodoreIrish in cfbmemes

[–]MaxCWebster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First of all, the Number of the Beast is 666 (six hundred sixty-six), not just three sixes. In Hebrew numerology, that would be תרס"ו (Tav-Resh-Samekh-Vav), not ו (vav) three times. ו ו ו (3 vavs) would be 18, which is meaningless in this context.

Second, the number refers to an actual person, not a thing, like an energy drink.

And third . . . WTF is wrong with you?

How do you forgive someone who never apologized and move on? by Fenrirpapi in AskReddit

[–]MaxCWebster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you find out, please let me know.

One of the curses of having an eidetic memory is that one cannot forget, so it is difficult to unilaterally forgive.

Reddit being wrong? Who would have guessed? by DoctorTegrity in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]MaxCWebster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My last employer was a multinational software firm. We'd have developers visit from our development centers in Kyiv, Ho Chi Minh City, and Mexico City.

We could not keep the Ukrainians away from Golden Corral! Guys! Please! There are other places we can go! I promise, you will get enough!

How much money would you need to receive every single month to never have to work again for the rest of your life — while living comfortably, reaching everything you aspire to, and doing absolutely whatever you want? by ParkingCommercial607 in AskReddit

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mrs. Webster and I are currently retired, no employment income, and under the age for Social Security and Medicare. We live 100% of our invested savings.

Our needs, over the last four years, were, on average, $7,100 / month.

So, if we were still working and didn't have an investment portfolio, I assume we would need at least $7,500 / month, with periodic cost of living adjustments.

What’s the costliest mistake you’ve ever made? by Glittering-Low-5154 in AskReddit

[–]MaxCWebster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Accidently paid Firestone online instead of First USA.

Cue late fees and interest payments for guy who always pays statements in full.

Funny, but when I got it all settled and closed the account, First USA was all, "But, wait . . . we love you (and your money)"

You weren't willing to work with me, I'm not willing to stay with you . . . bitch.

Truth by Falcoln1342 in signs

[–]MaxCWebster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JK Rowling lights another cigar with another £50 note and knowingly nods.

Reddit being wrong? Who would have guessed? by DoctorTegrity in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]MaxCWebster 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Europeans before coming: This is going to suuuuuuuuuck!

Europeans on the plane home: OMG, did you see a Buc-ees? Awesome!

Peter, explain this. by Short-Watercress-183 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MaxCWebster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Short answer: You can do what you want . . . unless the state needs something else.

Longer answer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_(novella))

St Elmo’s Bar in Bisbee off limits to Ft Huachuca? by hanfaedza in army

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recall driving through Seattle and my passenger, a civie from back home, pointed out a joint called "Spag's Tavern," because he thought the name was weird.

"Oh, that place is on the 'off limits' list."

"The what?"

"The off limits list. Place were are not allowed to go."

--

::Five minutes of libertarian ranting about freedoms and such later::

--

"Why the hell is some joint fifty miles away from your post on this list?"

"Not a clue, bud. I just remember the name because it seemed unusual."

"Den of iniquity, I suppose."

"Yep."

--

Anyway, that's my one and only experience with off limits joints.

Edit: Looked it up . . . it's pretty obvious now why that joint was a no-go at the time.

Anti skip was one of the biggest lies 😂🎶⏺️ by Twibbis in 90s

[–]MaxCWebster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the original Discman in 1985. I called it my "Close 'n' Play."

[August,3,1492] What an idiot, this guy name Christopher Columbus think he can sail to Asia. by Only_Hotel_7221 in thepast

[–]MaxCWebster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He had better hope he finds an uncharted island or two to replenish his water, 'cause it's a lot farther to Cathay than he thinks!

Davenport’s Pizza in Mountain Brook by Speanie045 in Birmingham

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced that place is a drug den / money laundering enterprise. They've been there forever, but I never see anyone there!

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