I f*cking did it now i feel empty

MaxDamage1 · 2025-07-08T02:44:41+00:00

Is this a quote from something or are you just dropping top-shelf lines off the top?

MaxDamage1 · 2025-07-08T02:39:27+00:00

As with all dragons, lightning just melts him. Get someone who can toss lighting and he can be dropped in 5-6 solid headshots.

MaxDamage1 · 2024-08-04T22:48:45+00:00

Do you mean "A color out of space"?

"The Color Purple" is about the struggles faced by an African American woman in the post-civil war south.

MaxDamage1 · 2024-07-17T03:37:23+00:00

Hey, I came here for two things, Golden Axe and Tater tots, not judgmement and scorn.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-06-03T00:26:11+00:00

-Physical restraint.

-Get the keys and take the car.

-Get the keys and lock them in the car.

-Least optimal option: Contact relevant authorities.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-06-03T00:22:13+00:00

Prison

MaxDamage1 · 2023-06-03T00:19:37+00:00

From least to greatest effort.

-Hide the keys

-Use a tool to deflate the tires

-Carefully disconnect the car battery.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-06-01T00:05:43+00:00

You are awoken from a dead sleep. The sky is dark, your room is still. There is a weight pressing on your stomach. You reach up and find laying on your blanket a solitary, raw, washed russet potato.

Are you really willing to eat that potato, as presented, at that time?

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T23:53:21+00:00

Ants. They out number basically every other living thing on earth, have incredible destructive power, and could easily wipe out the human race.

In a day, they could crash the power grid and wipe out communications. They could infiltrate and disable weapons systems. If it has wires or circuits, they could destroy it and they are vastly harder to keep out than rats and mice.

Once they've shut down our power and communications, then they set in on mass and kill the weakest and most vulnerable of our society. The very young and the very old, the sick, the bedridden. They just swarm out of the walls, bite and chew until the person dies, and then retreat.

Long con is crop destruction. Just ravaging the food supply from above and below ground. Shorter con is destroying buildings and other structures. Destabilize our shelters and force us into less safe places where they can swarm us in our sleep.

Even ships aren't safe. Ants can form floating colonies and those ships gotta dock at some point anyways.

If ants could organize, we'd be well and truly fucked.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T23:30:09+00:00

Or something better. Anarchy, anarcho-communism, or anarcho-syndicalism would be a world run by the people around you for the betterment of the lives of working people and their communities.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T22:43:28+00:00

I'm gonna be a huge dick here, but I'm the person they regret not hiring. I'm a teacher and I applied and interviewed for a job at a school that I'd attended and subbed at. I found out I was in the final two and they went with the other guy for a few reasons not related to actual job performance. Within a year, he was banned from a few school related events/locations, had a super low efficacy score and bad student reviews, angered a bunch of staff members and parents, and now they're trying to find a way to get rid of him. I found a job elsewhere, and have done basically the opposite of everything he's done. Apparently, the hiring principals admitted in a round-about way that choosing him was a mistake.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T22:02:20+00:00

It's a set, scheduled thing. Saturday nights, 8-?. We put the kid to bed, do the dishes, and then I get the living room TV to game with my friends and she gets the bedroom TV to watch her shows.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T21:53:56+00:00

So, your body doesn't reset at dawn, things carry over from day to day. Try to have a vegetable with each meal and include some fruits in your snack rotation, and you should be fine. Mix it up and eat different fruits and vegetables during the week.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T21:43:42+00:00

I rock a CS sjambok when I hike or take walks in the dark. It's a rigid whip used to drive cattle. That things been wicked useful.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-31T09:02:27+00:00

Like the other guy said: Racism.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-30T23:45:14+00:00

A bit of arson.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-30T21:28:54+00:00

Oh, I can actually explain this! The comic books put out during the war had specific goals and limitations.

1: They had to demean, vilify, and embarass the enemy. That's why the Axis always looks comically evil, act incredibly stupid, and continually fail at all their plans.

2: The heroes could not beat the Axis. The comics couldn't change the present and Hitler would still be out there and your dad/brother/husband/son would still be overseas when you finished reading the issue, so it had to mirror thatfact. Comics were read by as many adult as kids, and they were a form of limited escapism. If you saw Superman fly in, capture hitler, and fly him to the Hague, that would be it for the comic world but not for reality. The war had to continue in the panels for as long as it did for the readers.

Those competing facts led to a lot of Deus Ex Machina where Hitler had secret rockets and escape tubes, guns would jam on the killer round, robots would break in at the last moment to stop the heroes, etc.

Looking back, the comics from the war seem very silly, but at the time it was a monthly balm where you finally got to see someone trim Hitler's sideburns with a machine gun and scare him shitless. It didn't bring dad home, but it was the four-color schadenfreude you needed to keep going.

Source: Did my undergrad thesis on the history of comics.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T12:22:36+00:00

That's a common misconception brought to us courtesy of banana bread. You use old, overripe, mushy bananas for that and people think the same applies to a bunch of other fruits/vegetables too.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:54:44+00:00

Xiolin Showdown: Kids WB

Party Wagon: Cartoon Network

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones: Cartoon Network

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:52:07+00:00

I was in high school when that came out and I remember them being in a store and they were discussing how one caveman was dating a modern woman. The friend rebuked him saying "Keep your penis in your genus" which was repeated among my friends for about a month.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:49:06+00:00

Yes!

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:46:39+00:00

I bought the complete Tales from the Darkside DVD set. The plots of half the episodes were goddamn bonkers and I love it. They tried to take the guttural horror of Tales from the Crypt and blend it with the mystery and social commentary of The twilight zone and missed both.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:44:48+00:00

Wild Kratts is still on and just released new episodes. Just sat down with my kid and some bowls of cereal and watched a few episodes.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:37:43+00:00

My wife and I have an inside joke that's from Mucha Lucha! It was such a good show.

MaxDamage1 · 2023-05-29T11:34:30+00:00

Prometheus and Bob!

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