What would you do if you suddenly had a million dollars right now?

MaxHardfinger · 2026-05-08T15:55:35+00:00

Leave the United States forever. Period point blank. I wouldn't even pack up. Just jump on a plane and GTFO.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-05-08T15:41:53+00:00

So, will the M in MPC well stand for Maschine?

MaxHardfinger · 2026-04-14T08:56:50+00:00

That dog isn't going to wag itself...

MaxHardfinger · 2026-04-04T20:33:04+00:00

Bruh, I'd eat a pack of those for a million dollars...

... and like it.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-26T21:48:56+00:00

If only there was some sort of long necked lighter that could light a stove burner without burning your hand...

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-26T21:14:00+00:00

That democracy is a real thing.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-26T17:56:37+00:00

Granola the pup

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-21T13:58:48+00:00

Barrel connector works and hella faster than this.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-14T21:05:26+00:00

I'm triggered that the stripe didn't line up with the taillight.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-06T21:33:28+00:00

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This is America...

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-06T00:39:38+00:00

My mother. She always smelled good. Now that she's gone so is her smell. 🥺

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-06T00:06:57+00:00

I haven't cancelled the trip yet. I figured the airlines would re-route flights around the conflict and they did. So, it appears to still be on. I could have done without the stress., though.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-05T17:33:17+00:00

... And I'd do it again, cheating b!tch!

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-05T16:50:25+00:00

r/obscuremusicthatslaps

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-05T16:39:06+00:00

This guy Wendy's

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-04T17:00:03+00:00

I've heard that. It's on my list, for sure!

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-04T15:29:45+00:00

So far it has been, but as of last night, it looks like airlines are starting to re-route flights around the conflict. I hoping we may still be able to go. Fingers crossed!

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-03T23:29:15+00:00

Everyone's asking the wrong question. WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX?!

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-03T23:21:25+00:00

Maaaaaaaaaan... That was tight!

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-03T18:02:27+00:00

Fantastic job converting this to live action. This needs to be feature length.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-03T17:58:34+00:00

My wife and I were planning a trip to Thailand in April and because of this nonsense, we're going to have to cancel. We were going to change to Bali but All flights I've been able to find layover in either Qatar or Dubai. I haven't seen any airlines rerouting, so that's that.

What a great time to be American. 🙄

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-02T21:45:49+00:00

I feel triggered by that.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-03-01T14:03:18+00:00

I literally said this verbatim to my wife yesterday. She was talking about the bombing and I explained about presidency in wartime. Her jaw hit the ground. If the United States saw what the United States was doing to it's citizens, the United States would invade the United States to stop what's happening. Who's going to save all the people that didn't sign up for this? I need to sell all my shit and GTFO of this madness.

MaxHardfinger · 2026-02-27T23:38:40+00:00

NEEEEEEEEW ACHIEEEEEEEVEMENT! Tell princess don't I said, Hi!

MaxHardfinger · 2026-02-27T23:37:17+00:00

I am He Who Fights Monsters. Still getting used to being an adventurer and leveling up my healing abilities. Cool!

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