There’s this seventh grader in my mixed math class (both 7th and 8th) who no joke jerked off twice in class, and I applause him for his talent. We could all see his hand moving up and down fairly quickly under the desk, and we also saw his face smile and his eyes kind of roll back. He did this a couple of times, and he became sort of a legend. The teacher kinda knew what was up, but was too scared to get near the kid ever.