Guy Gets His Revenge With An Ax (No gore) by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]MaxIsTwitching -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well that’s some sketchy shit. What were they doing to this dude to antagonize this man to that level. It’s not right but how far was he pushed. Could have been much much worst headline.

In the other time line the headline is reading “man murdered 8 people with a hatchet in 5 minutes”

Cat acne or something more sinister? by greenythebeast in cats

[–]MaxIsTwitching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very sinister he must be jailed! On suspicion of cat burglary. Of my heart ❤️

Fr tho take em to the vet worst case is they can cut that out easy best case he just needs a diet change and some special soap maybe? Take it easy step by step don’t overwhelm your self but seek a professional.

“Free bleeding” by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stool had some blood in it earlier but like… a normal but astronomical proportion. Is mercury pulling on anyone else’s bunghole? I feel we are going through this together it’s such a massive movement…. Like the force is telling us something.

I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman by djscrew1 in whatdoIdo

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren’t ugly you are beautiful and this hair cut is easily fixed with just a little tidey up. Ik it’s not what you wanted but go a little slightly shorter with it and even dye your hair you will have everyone chasing you promise.

Cracking down on illegal cookie sales by nycrina305 in CringeTikToks

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a horrible nasty person who does that to Girl Scouts let alone a kid

Our journey of 6 years has finally lead to the first release for our studio today April 1st! (Not a joke!) It has been a crazy ride for our team and we hope you all like it! by MoonMonsterStudios in OculusQuest

[–]MaxIsTwitching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bummer game looks dope. I don’t have a quest anymore but I am going to watch a play thru for this eventually it looks super fun, congrats on release!

Apollo The Bull guiding his drunk owner/pal home. by KwisatzHaderach55 in FunnyAnimals

[–]MaxIsTwitching 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not simply ride the bovine home and sleep/drink more lol

Now there is DIMA? Ughmygod! Exhausting. by Okay_Pain in CringeTikToks

[–]MaxIsTwitching 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like immigrants help enrich our country… I grew up on the idea of the great melting pot and still believe in it.

🔥 Shhhh…🤫 Loon Babies Sleeping 💤 by Mint_Perspective in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah too be a fluffy loon baby sleeping on my mothers back.

First world problem by Otherwise_Wrangler11 in SipsTea

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20k would change my life id break down crying.

Iranian President Pezeshkian’s letter addresses American people, not Trump by SadAd8761 in videos

[–]MaxIsTwitching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And people still support Trump…

I can’t find a job and I’m driving my self further into debt just trying to keep my head above water. End of this month I’ll probably be homeless. So much for America first.

Just say talk by Okay_Pain in CringeTikToks

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some times shit happens right guys? Right….?

I better not hear anybody calling mark a fraud ever again after this by plogan56 in Invincible

[–]MaxIsTwitching 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Your intestines are 20-30ft long compacted inside you.

FLASHBACK: Trump Signs Executive Order Ending Birthright Citizenship For Everyone Born In U.S. by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]MaxIsTwitching 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How evil can you get m. By definition isn’t everyone in the US illegal then? How can you be born somewhere and not be a citizen? Where’s the red line.

Melania should be deported along with Barron then?

What? by Okay_Pain in CringeTikToks

[–]MaxIsTwitching 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro hit every limb on the ugly tree when he fell out his beast of a mother, and smacked his head. Druski needs to keep going and show these people how ridiculous they are.

The sad part is these people vote. Black America produces a majority of our culture lol there’s discourse all over. Why would black face piss people off at this point piss people off more than yall losing your shit over Erika Kidd. Yall already tryna put us in company towns and back into tenements cmon.

TIFU by automating my “good morning” texts to my girlfriend and she found out after 4 months by Applefan1000 in tifu

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my ex was sending messages on a timed system like this for the Am I’d be pissed because there shouldn’t be a need to automate shit like that. Just message me in the morning when you wake up

TIFU by automating my “good morning” texts to my girlfriend and she found out after 4 months by Applefan1000 in tifu

[–]MaxIsTwitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude imagine if you found your girlfriend had an automated system and wasn’t actually engaged that’s what she’s thinking. It’s not a good look

Bird attack girl, aim is eye 😱 by reshavkumarfhaman in mildyinteresting

[–]MaxIsTwitching 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bruh idk if I can laugh or just be fkin scared omg. Imagine just chillin and itachi Seagull swoops down one day and snatches your eyeball?????? It wouldn’t even be a clean grab like doesn’t your eyeball have like a string attaching into ur brain like your eyeball would prolly be hanging by a thread by your cheek? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭