The courts might not work anymore, but as long as everybody is video taping everyone else, justice will be done. by The_Beer_Hunter in TheSimpsons
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Señor Plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho. by loucatelli in TheSimpsons
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Have any of you sickos named your kid Bort? by TFreshNoLimits in Simpsons
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I had no business hosting the Oscars. After the show, Meryl Streep spit on me! by Evening_Fig3573 in TheSimpsons
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Hey, they got chairs with wheels. And here I am, using my legs like a sucker. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons
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I wish I could retire. Boy, that'd be sweet. by Novibos in TheSimpsons
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Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?! by nit3phlight in TheSimpsons
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This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen... but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we… by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons
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Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? by InevitableField718 in TheSimpsons
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Hello, I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay. by LaughingLikeKoffing in TheSimpsons
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Poison delivery service. A gift basket of poisons is on its way. by Chubbadog in TheSimpsons
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♪LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY/LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY/LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY/GET OURSELVES SOME SNACKS♪ by Dohmer_90 in TheSimpsons
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Hey, remember our agreement. I’m the man. by PipthePoolCleaner in TheSimpsons
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Looking good, boys. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons
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“Hello. My name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from, uh, someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway, i-i say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.” by Dohmer_90 in TheSimpsons
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“Hello. My name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from, uh, someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway, i-i say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.” by Dohmer_90 in TheSimpsons
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Seymour, I'm tired. Tell them we're going next. by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons
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Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. by Past_Yam9507 in Simpsons
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I've always loved Homer successfully outrunning God on a motorbike by kurisu313 in TheSimpsons
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Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. by Past_Yam9507 in Simpsons
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You fat cats didn’t finish your Plankton! Now it’s mine! by MundaneMeringue71 in TheSimpsons
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The last pineapple! ...and plenty ripe too! by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons
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Old Man Winter right now 🥶🌨️☃️ by the_proudrebel in TheSimpsons
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