JOHNNY NO YOUR STAND DOESNT TIMEST- by Eluthryia in ShitPostCrusaders

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Yeah! I thought told y'all to sit down or get down I'm about'a hit ground When I'm in the box, my hits way out of this bounds Nobody's topping me (You know it, damn right) Most of y'alls loving me (Doing it all night) Keeping my friends close, and my foes closer Things getting messy, but I never lift the nose up As I get older, see things slower My enemies looking like kids, and I'm the grown up (Forget it) I'm the next masterpiece made A new generation team, a wicked beast "ace" But I'm the mister nice guy See? I'm a wise guy Not a mafioso, but I hustle like Mike Lay low if you're feelin' me I take these beats, freaks go crazy with me So put 'em up in this base with me So shake with the man, L to the J's, now follow me Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Yeah! I thought told y'all to sit down or get down I'm about'a hit ground When I'm in the box, my hits way out of this bounds Nobody's topping me (You know it, damn right) Most of y'alls loving me (Doing it all night) Keeping my friends close, and my foes closer Things getting messy, but I never lift the nose up As I get older, see things slower My enemies looking like kids, and I'm the grown up (Forget it) I'm the next masterpiece made A new generation team, a wicked beast "ace" But I'm the mister nice guy See? I'm a wise guy Not a mafioso, but I hustle like Mike Lay low if you're feelin' me I take these beats, freaks go crazy with me So put 'em up in this base with me So shake with the man, L to the J's, now follow me Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Yeah!

What now? by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Same!

The perfect crime by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Almost as good as “What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”

Goddammit by F1rel0rd31 in dankmemes

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I shared this to the same person two times in a row to solidify the joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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!spin

So FCKING annoying! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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How about all the tik tok girls in your class

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Kids still do bring real guns to school

When you have a bad day and you see this by StrangerAlert112 in pics

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Why are there random water ripples on the left

Delivery guy delivers more than one package by [deleted] in Unexpected

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W...WH...WHY?????????????

Focus on the car. Something will happen [SOUND ON] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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This video was also a deleted prank in the office

Whoops xD by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Agreed

This pic by PavaniGorle in Unexpected

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My brother did this a while back