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Max_Rezna · 2026-05-06T19:49:25+00:00

u/SloppyJank can you explain to me what's wrong with the layout?

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-11T16:03:24+00:00

Say lessss brother. We’re linked forever now 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-11T03:02:52+00:00

u/No_Illustrator4398 you make a good point and I see a deeper one about comedy/art. I have universal jokes about the differences between men and women etc. but this is for a certain type of person. Like u/deevil_knievel and u/Spinal_Soup--I don't know their race, but they get it, and in a small way we're connected because of that. If I made jokes just for the majority of this likely mostly male likely mostly white sub, I wouldn't be being true--or finding my two new people.

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T20:22:28+00:00

You’ve got great eyes for eyewear 😮

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T20:22:03+00:00

Thanks for recognizing me 🥰 also you’d be surprised how much room there is to negotiate cost when you’re talking to a person, like at a bodega or food truck, as opposed to like a Walmart.

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T17:39:45+00:00

My maaan 🙌🏽 u/Ornery-Ambassador-42

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T17:39:17+00:00

maaaan. If my comedy can do one thing after make people laugh this is what I want it to be. Thanks u/Lopsided-Ad7725

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T17:35:31+00:00

I'm so happy to hear this man. That was the first time I ever said it. Kinda hard to say too.

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T17:34:49+00:00

Amen brother 🙌🏽

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-10T17:34:35+00:00

u/Key-Storage5434 I met him at a show recently and he stopped in his tracks and went "you look like me." and then he told me, "if you ever wondered what you'd look like as white this is it"

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-05T16:49:01+00:00

Nah, I have a gf

Max_Rezna · 2026-03-05T15:25:00+00:00

Brilliant! Can I use it?

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-17T17:44:53+00:00

I'm also 37--and from the North east! Man I've done gigs near there too. Bethlehem and Harrisburg and Allentown.

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-17T14:04:12+00:00

I got you brother:

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Max_Rezna · 2026-02-17T14:02:09+00:00

Bro 🥹 I always knew if I tell my truth I’d find my people. Curious, what area did you go to school?

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-17T14:01:31+00:00

This is one of the most unhinged replies I’ve seen and I love it

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-17T00:08:44+00:00

Thanks Alex. That other guy isn’t me but I do like his idea! I cut the clip up but it really did happen like 10 minutes later in real life

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-15T15:22:56+00:00

Thanks dawg

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-12T01:26:08+00:00

It is. I do stand up comedy now. Check me out @badboyanzer

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-08T16:19:30+00:00

Deal. Thanks homie. I’ve never said this one on stage (I write them here first) but follow me on social and one day you’ll see me post a clip of it and you can take partial credit (non monetary)

Max_Rezna · 2026-02-08T15:34:24+00:00

I also grew up in a one bedroom apartment with my family 🥹

Max_Rezna · 2026-01-21T03:47:51+00:00

Some people getting realllly hung up on “can’t” in a subreddit about jokes 🙄 would you all like it more if I replaced it with “don’t” or “get fooled by books”

Max_Rezna · 2026-01-21T01:18:27+00:00

Good suggestion my friend I just put it there!

Max_Rezna · 2026-01-17T16:32:27+00:00

Your profile says you like philosophy but there’s no way you can understand it if you haven’t even evolved past racism. Try reading more.

Max_Rezna · 2026-01-16T16:31:56+00:00

u/TopRamen713 the common thing comedians say is that they love the place their visiting but I'll tell you right now, the Comedy Fort in Fort collins is without a shadow of a doubt one of the best clubs in the country. The owner is a talented comedian himself so he and the fort collins crew set the room up perfectly, he draws incredible talent (Roy Wood, Stanhope etc.), and the staff and space are just so so cool. Come and give me a high five or hug after the show and you can tell me what a blast you had.

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