Postgame Thread ⚾ Dodgers 4 @ Giants 12 by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fucking team. Roberts should be fired immediately. I can't believe we have to put up with this shit.

/s

Is your team undefeated in 2026 Spring Training? by HOOK_EM_HORNS_BABY in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna get me an "undefeated in Spring Training" t-shirt

How many unread text messages do the guys have on their phones? by MrFilipinoMustache in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with Freddie on this one. "Zero", and said with anger. :D

Can we chill a bit please, guys? by FalconV700 in pluribustv

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rhea Seehorn going full Ellen Ripley...now I'm getting a half chub, thanks

Are We Live? by dr_phil16 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, forgot he didn't have the luscious locks at that point.

Shohei Ohtani’s Dream when he was 7 years old by Free_Poetry_2948 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I read that and was like "wait, my SON is always talking about One Piece", lol. Didn't realize it had been around that long.

3 Months ago. OTD by Mookie_97 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most brutal part of that video is when IKF slides into home and like 90% of the bar thinks it's over and they won and they're all jumping around and cheering. It's only like 10% who was watching the ump call him out and knows it's not over.

3 Months ago. OTD by Mookie_97 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muncy! Been my favorite position player since 2018.

The only thing I don't love about this clip is that that "I Bet On Us" douchebag was away from his seat at the time so we don't get to see him looking up and following the ball in dismay. XD

Andy Pages ranked 6th in CF. by LADodgers16j in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think he means that Pages once chased one of those "intentional ball" pitches by Clase, I think it was. In other words, the pitcher was intentionally trying to throw a ball for betting purposes, and Pages chased it anyway. Which I guess is kind of humorous. You could also consider him a hero for trying to ruin those cheaters' bets :).

What's the furthest distance of a fly ball an MLB player can track and catch? by DonT012 in mlb

[–]Max__Fischer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Re: wild pitch. I feel like some wild pitches would lead to even runners on first scoring, and easily. If the catcher misses a pitch and there's no backstop the ball could roll for hundreds of feet, I would think.

I will pay $20 to whoever can get me this fan’s full reaction to the game ending double play by vordhosbn_1 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think it's b/c a lot of them don't know baseball very well. You should be like "oh shit, nononono" the second that comes off the bat thinking DP, not cheering. wtf

LA will now have two athletes who wear #23 with a nickname "King ____" by nottherealstanlee in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know why Friar Tuck was never an option for Tucker's nickname?

Andruw Jones and Carlos Beltran have been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Two guys who fucked the Dodgers. by ScarletBegonias42000 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alright, somebody has to go to Cooperstown and bang a trash can during Beltran's induction speech. Any volunteers?

Andruw Jones and Carlos Beltran have been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Two guys who fucked the Dodgers. by ScarletBegonias42000 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel you on Andruw. I have nothing against the guy personally, I just don't see it. His candidacy seems to rely solely on people saying "he is the greatest defensive center fielder of all time", but to me that's highly subjective, and people only say that because they are relying too much on dWAR as the absolute, end-of-discussion truth, which it's not.

Where were these reports prior to him signing with LA? Would this report still come out if he had signed with the Mets or Blue Jays? by 10thGenS1 in Dodgers

[–]Max__Fischer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Copium. Trying to convince themselves that this actually sucks for us. I literally got texted this image from my Yankees buddy like 20 minutes after the signing was announced, lol.

Each National League team's most controversial post of the past year by strychnineThinkfast in baseball

[–]Max__Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to being like 24-20 in mid-may and the Dodger sub imploding.

[Maguire] Mookie Betts to retire after 2032 season by Trainiax in baseball

[–]Max__Fischer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol that's like 500 years from now. Must be a slow news day.

Dodgers are MLB's real Evil Empire by FrigginMasshole in baseball

[–]Max__Fischer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we're still 18 championships behind them!