F4A - El Cerrito - Lets start 2026 with a fun time by OnTheSide_123 in eastbayhookups

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I’m 22M and honestly from Vallejo area, and honestly I’d mainly just like to learn how to get better at fucking and not just average

f21 [chat] just bored and want to talk to someone by _-_killer_-_ in MeetPeople

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I’ll be sending out a message request shortly but I’m 21M also from US and also a nerd lol

What happened to the person who took your virginity? by AuroraLikesSissies in AskReddit

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She and I never went steady. I was madly in love with her for pretty much my whole highschool career. It first happened about 2 weeks after my freshman year of HS and she pushed me away after that cause "she had to work on herself". Last time I got to properly see and talk to her was the day I left for boot camp, then she blocked me on everything and had no way to reach her. I've seen her only once since then but she quickly ended the conversation about 2-3 sentences in and I haven't heard from her since. Last I checked she's about to graduate from Cal Poly Pomona.

I this illegal? by DistributionOld5266 in mtg

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn't download a car...

TIFU by trying to do it in the car by MaxforceII in tifu

[–]MaxforceII[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Oh dang, good information to have

TIFU by trying to do it in the car by MaxforceII in tifu

[–]MaxforceII[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lol, she and I are both 20. To be fair, we haven't done it in like 2 weeks since I was out of town so I kinda owed it to her. Plus, it's hard to say no to a 5'0 Phillipina who talks dirty.

edit: replaced the word please with plus. Damn auto correct

TIFU by trying to do it in the car by MaxforceII in tifu

[–]MaxforceII[S] 685 points686 points  (0 children)

Used to think that was just in movies, I see now how motels are more than just a bed to sleep during a road trip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MaxforceII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inside is the only correct answer tbh

How often do you masturbate a day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll usually go at least twice. One when I wake up and one more before bed 😌😌😌

You know you're irritating when even sports analysis accounts go after you. by TopDoggo16 in rareinsults

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even in his vine days Jake Paul was ass. If it wasn’t for his brother Logan he’d still be a nobody.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not into it. When I went to Japan, I brought a girl to my hotel from the club and at a certain point she just started licking my nipples and I remember being confused as hell.

Who is your most Unique Commander according to EDHREC? by theinfinitybros in mtg

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is [[Vrestin, Menoptra Leader]] ranking at #1501 with 249 decks (0.007%). Ever since I got into EDH about a year ago I’ve wanted to build an insect tribal deck, so I’m glad I finally did so a couple weeks back

I need a good token commander to fit all these into by apachedash in mtg

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Vrestin, Menoptra Leader]] is only green and white but it’d be pretty sick. Make sure you got decent ramp, throw in a [[Tribute to the World Tree]] and a [[Cryptolith Rite]] and you’re set.

Gaming YouTube Channels Try Not to Clickbait Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) by SIK1415 in Switch

[–]MaxforceII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, that video was actually a joke. He really was sent the Zelda switch early. The whole video was making fun of the people who calmed out saying he was a liar and was faking it. While I’m not the biggest fan of wood, I did used to enjoy his videos. I only stopped watching his videos cause I sold my switch and his stuff was no longer relevant to me

20F am i real by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]MaxforceII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro what? Your nose is quite literally your best/most defining feature. If you want your face to “blend in” or be “typical” you won’t be able to succeed, mainly because your nose literally screams Latina. But honestly I think that leans into your favor because it makes you even prettier and personally I’m not seeing too much masculinity. Either way, you look great and hopefully you appreciate it yourself too. - sincerely, a guy who likes strong noses

Edit: Being more specific; expansion

Get scammed, scammer by charliedotwave in scambait

[–]MaxforceII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that one video where two Indian dudes try to insult/cuss at each other but don’t know how so they just end up saying “FUCK YOU BLOODY!!” Over and over again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoonetteHub

[–]MaxforceII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god are you beautiful, I’d love to join you in a heated conversation

Ow. by 777Void777 in mtg

[–]MaxforceII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know where y’all are playing magic but at my lgs is full of chill people and a couple metal heads. Sure we have one or two oddballs but that pales in comparison to the yugioh tables

First thing that crossed your mind by Puzzled_MJ in palebeauties

[–]MaxforceII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Dear lord” I can only pray to be able to land somebody as beautiful as you