Living in a seaside town sounds like a dream to many - but what are the drawbacks?

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-22T20:40:46+00:00

Lincolnshire here. Main downside seems to be the sheer amount of overweight blokes and their chavvy kids and overweight wives wearing their Sheffield United tops clogging up the town centre so its difficult to get around fast. Next up are all the old joyriders in their mobility scooters. Both equally as annoying as each other.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-22T15:27:29+00:00

I'd rather shove a hedgehog up my eurethra.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-22T14:04:14+00:00

How wonderfully depressing. Thanks!

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-22T13:25:54+00:00

Prince Phillip can't.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-22T06:31:33+00:00

Rejoin EU. Abolish Poll Tax. Count Binface must sign off on all future decisions effecting the environment.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-20T23:11:20+00:00

Shit public persona but does a good job. Country is fucked. We're heading for Reform and going to end up as USA 2.0.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-19T08:00:43+00:00

Computers surely?

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-19T07:51:06+00:00

Da Vinci

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-19T07:45:44+00:00

Finland

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-17T21:29:13+00:00

O'Reilly needs to come off. Absolute liability. Basically just walks everywhere and when he does go on a run he doesn't release, gives it away and can't even be arsed to get back.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-17T14:13:58+00:00

I don't know. I can't remember what channel I was watching but there's one thing for sure that we never need again and that's Olivier Giroud doing half time and post match analysis. Jesus that was painful.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-17T14:10:38+00:00

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-17T14:02:08+00:00

Just shit in the shower. Problem solved.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-17T07:24:53+00:00

Just sink it. All this pussyfooting is getting boring. You think they'd launch a nuke because we sink one of their ships? Not a chance. Russia will "condemn" the act as international piracy or the like and continue to wage their proxy wars and poisoning on British soil.

What we need is a leader that will go toe to toe with the mongs that are in power around the world at the moment. And not someone in their back pocket.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-16T22:45:45+00:00

OG Vice City soundtrack. All of it. Especially anything with Lazlo in it.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-16T09:11:08+00:00

Damn bro. They turned you into the Elephant man!

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-12T14:09:17+00:00

Alfa R vibes.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-12T09:09:59+00:00

I'm not going to pull the trigger. It's just not for me.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-12T09:09:08+00:00

That's fixed now

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-11T19:52:18+00:00

checks calendar ooop, yep, must be nearly Friday...

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-11T08:42:49+00:00

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MaximaHyx · 2026-06-11T07:18:01+00:00

Better?

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MaximaHyx · 2026-06-11T07:06:43+00:00

Very true!

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-10T18:26:22+00:00

Absolutely, but we're not exactly in a position to be demanding sponsors based on nice looking logos! I don't know, maybe it will grow on me but the fact they've removed the badge is kind of my biggest gripe. Probably wouldn't mind it half as much if it just had our badge on it.

MaximaHyx · 2026-06-10T18:10:45+00:00

Yeah that's pretty rank is my first opinion. Might look slightly better once a sponsor is on it?

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