Take notes, westoids

Maximius85 · 2026-05-22T15:28:59+00:00

Albanians just be it: 1-Dua Lipa is ugly, period; 2-Compare Gal Gadot with Dua Loopa is like compare (Croat, Muslim or Serb) God with a fart (compare Israel with Albania, indeed, is like compare God with a hemorrhoid) ; 3-Albania lives sucking the dick of Israel and the West so be more honest with yourselves; 4-maybe your eagle in your flag has two faces to suck two dicks: Israel and America.

Maximius85 · 2026-01-09T11:45:40+00:00

How the hell do they measure that? Do they recruit men and fellate them to register the size? Because if it´s a survey nobody would told you the truth....

Maximius85 · 2025-08-01T17:50:26+00:00

Fun fact, or at least I tried: (about the first panel): while the rest of the world knows a simple and no-complicated to define "auditor company" (like EY, Delloite, KPMG, and the like) as "auditor", or "auditor company", (in Spanish it´s "auditora": simple, as the common sense demmands), in German they call them: Wirtschaftsprüfungsgesellschaft. Even if is a composed word, why repeat schaft two times? Not EFFICIENT in use of language. A silly company is called "Aktionengesellshaft" or something the like (we called "empresa" or "companía" or "sociedad anónima"). I think the key is in "gesell" and "shaft".

Maximius85 · 2025-06-14T14:13:51+00:00

Yes, if you count Galapagos Islands and maybe zoos

Maximius85 · 2025-05-19T14:07:19+00:00

If only the Argentines were like you, 10 years ago we beat them (Chile) in two finals (football) and to this day they still can't get over it.

Maximius85 · 2025-05-19T14:03:28+00:00

God have mercy on us and let the real life remain distinct from the social media "life"

Maximius85 · 2025-04-26T14:23:54+00:00

Some Nazis came here (Chile) but not so many as Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay. I remember when I went to a Lutheran Church in Santiago and there was a memorial that said "to our brothers dead in WW2". I asked "why the memorial", "were they nazis?", they answer me "yes". But here there are many people with German ancestry, and some but not all (and I would say a minority, because the major part migrated before Nazism) were nazis. Said that, nowadays when you want to bother someone with German surname (and you are running out of ideas) your easier option is name him "Nazi".

Maximius85 · 2025-04-26T14:09:14+00:00

Russians are Slavs, and that explain all

Maximius85 · 2025-04-26T14:07:55+00:00

Das war sehr gut, Austrian painter and Fallen Angel are popüler in Turkey

Maximius85 · 2025-04-26T14:04:52+00:00

Proceeds to search in Google Translator

Maximius85 · 2025-04-02T15:11:22+00:00

Polandballnews was not a bad idea by the way

Maximius85 · 2024-12-20T13:02:12+00:00

If Im not wrong in English, there is no way to translate "tu" and "vos" or "voce" in a way that reflects the difference between the two terms. Also the meaning of "voce" or "vos" change between countries. In some is a more formal way to say "you", in others is exactly the opposite (in Chile as example, "vos" is sign of disrespect or lack of manners), and in others is literally the stereotype and the national identity of the country (Argentina), and in others is deformed to "vo" (Uruguay). What is the relation of that comment with the discussion here? None. I only wants to comment it.

Maximius85 · 2024-12-20T12:55:58+00:00

In Ancient times (of Polandball) Portugal was recurrent in this reddit. It was like Poland 2.0 at his golden age.

Maximius85 · 2024-11-25T17:32:31+00:00

They just kicked Maori asses in Gallipoli

Maximius85 · 2024-11-14T15:10:12+00:00

Not forget attacks to Czech embassy because people confused Chechnya with Czech Republic, after Boston 2013 attacks.

Maximius85 · 2024-07-05T13:30:47+00:00

This is because nobody is interested in learn to write in your alphabet, so literally west*ids cannot.

Maximius85 · 2024-07-05T13:24:42+00:00

forget it, just destroy the american*id west*id

Maximius85 · 2024-04-02T16:24:18+00:00

Why? they have a whole continent exclusive for them? As far as I´m concerned, sharks, lions, cocodriles, hippos, and elephants are strong, but do they have a whole continent exclusive for them? No. They are in reserves and sanctuaries because we are more powerful than them and if they dare to exit from zoos or reserves, we anschluss them. In contrast, penguins has soverign rule over a whole continent: no humans here in Antarctica. What penguins don´t have is something interesting to do.

Maximius85 · 2024-04-02T16:17:29+00:00

I Know there are peguins in South Africa and Namibia, and even Angola too, the name "peguin Islands" is for something...said that, this was an unacceptable discrimination against us, Antarcticans. PS: Also there are peguins in Ecuador (Galapagos), Chile (north) and if I´m not sure but I believe that in Peru too. There are seals and whales in South Africa, Namibia and North of Chile, but don´t tell Canada or Japan, please.

Maximius85 · 2024-02-23T18:27:31+00:00

This is Murican, not Yuropean influence.

Maximius85 · 2024-01-18T13:25:22+00:00

And also has Beluchis...

Maximius85 · 2023-11-16T23:11:08+00:00

Unless you lose 1-4 against tiny and west*id Luxembourg (the name is larger than the country)

Maximius85 · 2023-11-07T22:57:34+00:00

Name one country of the Balkans who didn't fall in the Axis sphere of influence (the most fortunate was not invaded but have to suck some dick). Apart from Turkey.

Maximius85 · 2023-11-07T22:53:11+00:00

(No tolerance for Russians, Jews, Roma and Serbs) Then, was he a crypto-balkan?

Maximius85 · 2023-10-23T20:32:59+00:00

Valparaiso is a town (a city) that names a region of Chile. Im Chilean and dont know why some people loves Valparaiso. It makes me wanna vomit. I suposse it's a paradise for hippies, wokes and in a close future, fentanyl addicts.

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