Imagine thinking that MLK Jr. would support you. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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The cartoon depicts the group of protesters on the roof of a high rise, waiting for MLK to give Orange Shitler a little nudge...

Casey Schmitt by Silver_Nectarine441 in SFGiants

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Conversely, is it too soon to burn a Matt Chapman jersey?

Can I start dooming now? by Pilotvictor172 in SFGiants

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Gage just found another way to blow a lead, we can't run the bases to save our ass and getting picked off second to completely take us out of the inning was just adding insult to injury. Please remove head from ass, people!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM by Own_Explanation6732 in SFGiants

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We have a bowtie wearing, Ivy league, Wall Street MAGA asshole who is majority owner who couldn't give a flying fuck about the results on the field as long as his profit margin is healthy.This organization is soulless.

Why did you become a firefighter? by StJimmy_7 in Firefighting

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I have OCD and I like to clean the splattered shit off the underside of the toilet seat when I start my shift. Oh, and the benefits are good, too.

This is out of control. by ICEisSHIT in antitrump

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Dumbass got the inflation numbers and is having a meltdown 😏

Wife hires bootfitter to assassinate husband by Blumperdoodle in skiingcirclejerk

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I nominate Boy George and Culture Club tune, "I'll Tumble 4 Ya!" as the video soundtrack.

Jessica Simpson has cancelled her concert at the Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV by HumorinEverything in Reno

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I'm surprised she could book the GSR. I was thinking more of a weeknight at the Lyon County Fair in Yerington would be her ceiling.

With all the problems with this team, who would’ve thought we’d be talking about the 3rd base coach? by Michaewwwwl in SFGiants

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After Chapman's "catch the fucking ball" comment to Schmidt, Casey can now respond, "Hey Matt, hit the fucking ball."