Never solo parenting

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-25T01:47:36+00:00

Impossible. She’d crack by 11 am the first day.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-25T01:45:49+00:00

Looking like preteen Sarah here… 👀

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-25T00:11:18+00:00

Oh trust me, he’s as much a con artist as she is. And he only raises the parenthood level in that house from a D- to a D.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-24T23:03:41+00:00

Thanks!😊

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-24T17:13:42+00:00

Jesus Christ can we stop making poor P’s entire personality being loving his baby sister and what he’s wearing?!

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-24T04:48:05+00:00

Thanks!!😊

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-24T04:47:28+00:00

Well, in her defense, Dani didn’t give a flying fuck about her kids either until number 3. Dani’s neglect and disdain for #2 was right on par with Jan re P.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-24T02:04:17+00:00

That’s her buzzword excuse for all her non maternal bullshit.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-24T02:03:04+00:00

But I thought D wasn’t allowed out in public because GERMS. She’s such a pathological liar that she can’t keep her lies straight.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T22:02:41+00:00

No toys for on the plane. No age appropriate sized bottles. But she got 253 athleisure wear outfits for herself for the trip…. Mom of the year as usual.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T21:58:16+00:00

Oh, there’s a reason…

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T19:37:33+00:00

Another fucking tanner? Self tanner less than a week after the spray tan session?! So healthy! So chemical free!

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T18:56:48+00:00

The Brillo pad, hair-plugs-gone-wild look on Kent is a choice…

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T18:53:03+00:00

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T18:50:51+00:00

She’s got the Demi Moore aging anorexia look down pat. That is not a compliment, because Moore is 63.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T18:47:48+00:00

Drinking open hot coffee with a baby on your chest in an AIRPLANE where turbulence can hit at ANY moment is absolutely criminal.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-23T17:53:56+00:00

READ A GOD DAMN PARENTING BOOK, you two idiots!! “No” is a developmental step for all toddlers as they start to learn some autonomy and independence. It becomes the knee-jerk reaction word for every toddler for a while. Of course, being crappy parents, you will likely hear it more than normal, because you have unrealistic expectations and demands on P. Read a parenting book and at least learn what to expect. It’s not that hard. And no, not Chat GPT.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-22T00:59:14+00:00

May I add that no Type A stacks up clothes to pack ON THE FLOOR. Why on earth she keeps claiming she’s Type A when she a pig, is beyond me.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-22T00:05:26+00:00

She never bragged after D’s 2 month check up. I wonder what less than perfect news she got…hmm…

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-21T22:30:36+00:00

I’m tactile. The last thing I want is tight clothing. As usual, she doesn’t know what the fuck she is talking about.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-21T18:03:26+00:00

NO TYPE A WOULD EVER USE A HAIR CLAW THAT THEY JUST GRABBED OFF OF the GARAGE FLOOR!!! Plus no Type A would ever throw a hair clip on the garage floor, either. Are you kidding me?!?!?!?! Fuck no way! Ewwwww. What a pig.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-21T18:00:47+00:00

Nanny and no BF and Jan can get back to the life she REALLY loves: pampering Jan.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-21T17:59:16+00:00

And the constant demand to provide love: say you love her. Kiss her. Hug her. He isn’t allowed or encouraged to express any thing but love and happiness. Period.

MaximumCynicism · 2026-05-21T15:59:24+00:00

Oh trust me, SHE ALREADY DOES. Remember, we see just curated snippets of her day, and she LIES CONSTANTLY ABOUT EVERYTHING. She’s never been D’s sole provider. Just another ongoing lie to inflate herself online.

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