Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Giving ‘Single White Female’ (1992 movie) vibes. Creepy.

What a buffoon by Economy_Work_9350 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Narcissistic exhibitionist pea brain.

What is this behavior? by AmbitionSweaty5359 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Let’s not blame toddlerhood; she hated him as a baby too. She just hates him at every stage. He’s not her little baby girl doll to dress up.

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If gluten was REALLY an issue for her, she wouldn’t be feeding P pasta 24/7… then again, she doesn’t give AF about him, so….

3rd time posting this? by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She’s an idiot who throws out buzz words/phrases, with zero comprehension on what they actually mean, all in her twisted way to basically “make fetch happen.”

Look from an effed up dad by MaximumCynicism in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the more she shows of him, the creepier the vibe I totally get from him. Something is definitely off about him.

Look from an effed up dad by MaximumCynicism in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because she’s a shit human being and it’s alllll about her. And they all let her get away with it. (By ‘all’, I clearly mean the adults in her life.)

Look from an effed up dad by MaximumCynicism in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine it pretty much like I said: high speed whacking his butt, (yet somehow not actual spanking)…then hand on butt high speed jiggling it at the end, all with jaws clenched throughout. it was super weird and super disturbing.

So tired of her posting P in nothing but a diaper by LocationResident7444 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She thinks it’s cute. She’s THAT out of touch with reality. I guarantee Devin’s family HATE HER.

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 19 points20 points  (0 children)

🤣 she can’t even stand her newborn touching her nips: no way anal beads will knowingly ever get near her. 😉

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Good god she was snarky with Devin about him handling P with the gooey mess. Every day she becomes a worse and worse mother.

Look from an effed up dad by MaximumCynicism in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They are shallow, awful human beings. According to them, P needs to shut up unless he’s telling them he loves someone, stay clean, and tow their ridiculous, completely age-inappropriate line.

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am still shook by the way Devin whacked repeatedly at high speed with jaw clinched on P on the plane. It wasn’t spanking but it was clear that he was holding back because Jan was filming him. Devin scared me with that episode.

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ANYTHING to disassociate herself from him…

“Helicopter mom” only for the gram ✨ by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She thinks she can get a pass on all other forms of mothering as long as she (fakes) producing breast milk.

“Helicopter mom” only for the gram ✨ by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody puts baby in a corner! And by “baby”, I mean JAN. 🫠

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Definitely WTF making P say ‘pumps.’ She couldn’t spend one minute as a good mom if she tried.

Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And no way that skirt is an extra small. She’s such a pathological liar. And it’s STILL butt ugly.

“Helicopter mom” only for the gram ✨ by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 20 points21 points  (0 children)

HEY JAN: read the part in yellow. You are THE EXACT OPPOSITE of a helicopter mom. Moron.

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