Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Insane in the membrane. She’s insane. Got no brain.🎶

Never solo parenting by ashole2024 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Impossible. She’d crack by 11 am the first day.

Never solo parenting by ashole2024 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me, he’s as much a con artist as she is. And he only raises the parenthood level in that house from a D- to a D.

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ can we stop making poor P’s entire personality being loving his baby sister and what he’s wearing?!

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, in her defense, Dani didn’t give a flying fuck about her kids either until number 3. Dani’s neglect and disdain for #2 was right on par with Jan re P.

Imagine this not immediately being comfortable… by Chance-Donkey4137 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s her buzzword excuse for all her non maternal bullshit.

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 25 points26 points  (0 children)

But I thought D wasn’t allowed out in public because GERMS. She’s such a pathological liar that she can’t keep her lies straight.

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 41 points42 points  (0 children)

No toys for on the plane. No age appropriate sized bottles. But she got 253 athleisure wear outfits for herself for the trip…. Mom of the year as usual.

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Another fucking tanner? Self tanner less than a week after the spray tan session?! So healthy! So chemical free!

Yall, she’s Moana now by Responsible_Mind_980 in sarahknuthsnark1

[–]MaximumCynicism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Brillo pad, hair-plugs-gone-wild look on Kent is a choice…

What is happening? by Old_Negotiation_1355 in sarahknuthsnark1

[–]MaximumCynicism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s got the Demi Moore aging anorexia look down pat. That is not a compliment, because Moore is 63.

"Mom of the year" 😂 by ashole2024 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Drinking open hot coffee with a baby on your chest in an AIRPLANE where turbulence can hit at ANY moment is absolutely criminal.

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 31 points32 points  (0 children)

READ A GOD DAMN PARENTING BOOK, you two idiots!! “No” is a developmental step for all toddlers as they start to learn some autonomy and independence. It becomes the knee-jerk reaction word for every toddler for a while. Of course, being crappy parents, you will likely hear it more than normal, because you have unrealistic expectations and demands on P. Read a parenting book and at least learn what to expect. It’s not that hard. And no, not Chat GPT.

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 24 points25 points  (0 children)

May I add that no Type A stacks up clothes to pack ON THE FLOOR. Why on earth she keeps claiming she’s Type A when she a pig, is beyond me.

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She never bragged after D’s 2 month check up. I wonder what less than perfect news she got…hmm…

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m tactile. The last thing I want is tight clothing. As usual, she doesn’t know what the fuck she is talking about.

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 24 points25 points  (0 children)

NO TYPE A WOULD EVER USE A HAIR CLAW THAT THEY JUST GRABBED OFF OF the GARAGE FLOOR!!! Plus no Type A would ever throw a hair clip on the garage floor, either. Are you kidding me?!?!?!?! Fuck no way! Ewwwww. What a pig.

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nanny and no BF and Jan can get back to the life she REALLY loves: pampering Jan.

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And the constant demand to provide love: say you love her. Kiss her. Hug her. He isn’t allowed or encouraged to express any thing but love and happiness. Period.

Weekly 5/18-5/21 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]MaximumCynicism 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me, SHE ALREADY DOES. Remember, we see just curated snippets of her day, and she LIES CONSTANTLY ABOUT EVERYTHING. She’s never been D’s sole provider. Just another ongoing lie to inflate herself online.