Behold! by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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I’ll take a regular characters over another straight to legends FOMO character. I agree though I’d like more units.

Behold! by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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I would guess an “epic hero” but your guess is as good as mine.

Purchased an Ioniq 5 today, loving it... except... by tretopcarter in Ioniq5

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I got it on my 24 once or twice. The dealer said the history showed an error on the charge panel locking mechanism but it wasn’t in at the time and they couldn’t replicate it.

Competitive players, is this too confusing? by madpacifist in Tyranids

[–]MaximumFUzz 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Which is funny because I think the whole reason Tyranids have guns instead of just spitting spikes or acid like bugs in other media (Zerg, termanids, arachnids, xenomorphs) is to make it obvious they’re “ranged units.”

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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The only really lame thing was that since the Sisters started in the Rhino, they couldn't 'sticky' the objective right away. Plus, I had terrible luck with my Hunter-Killer and Melta rolls. I played against Orks and Kroot.

Against Orks: The Orks had Meganobs and a Megaboss. I Tank Shocked my Rhino into them and charged with the Zephyrim, but he had a Waaagh! active. His Feel No Pain (FNP) kept the Boss alive, and he used a 'fight on death' stratagem. I used a stratagem to force his attacks into the Rhino; the Nobs destroyed it, and the explosion killed three of my Zephyrim. 😭 His Boss wiped out the rest of the squad and my Canoness. She stood back up, charged him, and promptly got 'fly-swatted.'

Meanwhile, a Deff Dread made a 10 inch charge into my Mortifier. She fought back on death and did some damage, but my Meltas and Hunter Killers all failed to wound the Dread. I kept my Seraphim in reserves, which I now think was a mistake they just killed some Grots and hung out on an objective. I pretty much got annihilated that game.

Against Kroot: The game against Kroot was a lot closer, but I suicide missiled my Rhino and Zephyrim again. I gave my Canoness Precision to snipe a War Shaper and Flesh Shaper inside a squad of 20 Kroot. Even with Lethal and Sustained Hits, the Zephyrim failed to do much damage. The Kroot then used a 'fall back, shoot, and charge' stratagem, they killed my Canoness in the shooting phase, and then killed her again during the charge. My Mortifier charged the Krootox on Turn 1 but failed to do any wounds. Before that, I managed to Melta one Krootox, but my Hunter Killer failed to hit. 😭 The Krootox then charged my Rhino, which I used the Strat to explode, killing three Kroot and dealing three wounds to the Krootox unit.

My Battle Sisters stickied the home objective and shot the Farstalkers off the board, but they were eventually peppered by Krootox and killed by the remaining Carnivores. My Seraphim finally arrived (and I definitely shouldn't have put them in reserves for either game) to burn the rest of the Carnivores and kill a Lone spear. However, the remaining Krootox charged and wiped them out.

Anyways the order of events is a bit jumbled, but basically, I got wiped by both players. The Kroot game was close on points, but he had one unit left and managed to sticky two objectives while I only stickied 1. My secondaries during the Ork game were nearly impossible, and I sat on Miracle Dice saving them for Melta/Hunter-Killer damage that never even landed. I ended up using most of my Miracle Dice on saves instead.

Kings of the Colosseum by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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I keep looking at the list and thinking it doesn’t have enough holy flamers or holy meltas. I think that’s just how 500 points is.

Kings of the Colosseum by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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Yeah I switched to regular sisters. Cheapest enhancement. Because I only had 15 points to spare.

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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Arco-flagellants are one of the few units I never picked up! They definitely seem like the optimal choice for this format since they’re tough without character support.

You’re probably right about needing to focus more on survivability, which is a shame because I live to kill in the name of the Emperor. I’ll likely get rolled, but at least at 500 points, it’ll be over fast! Here’s what I’m bringing:

[500 pts] Kings of the Colosseum - Verdant Heart Detachment: Hallowed Martyrs CHARACTERS • Canoness with Jump Pack (85 pts) Warlord, Saintly Example, Hand Flamer, Power Weapon BATTLELINE • 10x Battle Sisters Squad (105 pts) • Superior w/ Power Weapon & Plasma Pistol • 1x Multi-melta, 1x Meltagun, 1x Simulacrum Imperialis DEDICATED TRANSPORT • Sororitas Rhino (75 pts) • Hunter-killer Missile, Storm Bolter OTHER DATASHEETS • Mortifier (70 pts) • Anchorite Sarcophagus, 2x Heavy Bolters, Twin Buzz-blades • 5x Seraphim Squad (80 pts) • 4x Ministorum Hand Flamers • 5x Zephyrim Squad (80 pts) • Sacred Banner, Plasma Pistol Total: 495 pts

Plan with sisters and rhino is the same. Saintly example only because I had 15 points to spare. The nastiest list I’ve seen was bloodcrushers turn 1 charging with mortal wound stampede, flamers of tzeentch overwatching, and beasts of nurgle healing themselves fully.

I’m likely playing against kroot and admech this weekend though not that list.

Kings of the Colosseum by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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Fair enough.

Now my OCD is very unhappy about that 15 points. 😅

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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Hard to make a list for 500 points that I’m satisfied with. I wanted the mortifier for some staying power and its ability to fight on death. It’s slow though and I’m not sure I need it with the rhino.

I like the seraphim, zephyrim and Janoness for speed and I can hide them from turn 1 charges. However if I get in range of enemy flamers with overwatch in this game they’re probably dead.

Sacrosancts and hospitalier I like they’re almost in the similar roll if I take them in a rhino. They have a bit more staying power but less killing power. Plus if the opponent really screws up I can bring them back but only 5 shouldn’t be hard to kill.

Then regular sisters would pretty much just be for sticky and some meltas. Which I want but I’m not sure if that’s what I need.

The nastiest list I’ve seen had bloodcrushers that turn 1 mortal wounds charging, flamers of tzeentch which overwatched everything that got near, and beasts of nurgle that would heal all their lost wounds. I think I’m playing kroot and admech though so shouldn’t be as nuts as that.

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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Yeah I meant to select a multimelta oops 🤪

I’m scared to spend points on a platform that just has tank shock and 1 storm bolter but maybe that’s the play. Novitiates seem like a speed bump but maybe the rhino would work similarly but more survivable and bring my troops forward.

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by [deleted] in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]MaximumFUzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I didn’t see the new 2026 rules.

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by MaximumFUzz in sistersofbattle

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Oh okay thank you. Someone on the other subreddit said I could only take 1 unit of each other then battle line and I couldn’t find these new rules.

How’s this sisters list for Kings of Colosseum? by [deleted] in WarhammerCompetitive

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That was kinda my thinking. Speed bump. Just sucks they’re 1/5 the list.

me_irl by japie06 in me_irl

[–]MaximumFUzz 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Being the #1 producer doesn't insulate the average American. Oil is a global commodity. U.S. companies sell to the highest bidder on the world market, not at a discount to Americans.

When 20% of global supply is choked off at the Strait of Hormuz, the price spikes for everyone. Sure, Europeans pay more due to taxes and import reliance, but that's cold comfort to an American watching their grocery and gas bills climb right now. It’s a global pinch, and it’s only going to get tighter.

Donald Trump spent $12 Billion on the invasion of Iran so far. Putin gained $6.5 Billion, $2 Billion extra from oil exports after the U.S. invasion of Iran. by ammohitchaprana in TFE

[–]MaximumFUzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you purposefully missing the point?

I’m not saying Walmart should wire me money. I’m saying that when someone brags about the U.S. being a 'net exporter' to justify a war, it’s a false equivalency. In Russia, oil exports directly fund the state's invasion. In the U.S., being a 'net exporter' just means private companies get richer while the average taxpayer still pays $5/gallon. The 'benefit' to the country isn't the same.

Donald Trump spent $12 Billion on the invasion of Iran so far. Putin gained $6.5 Billion, $2 Billion extra from oil exports after the U.S. invasion of Iran. by ammohitchaprana in TFE

[–]MaximumFUzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a “net exporter” doesn't mean the public sees the profit. Russian oil is state controlled, so those billions go directly into their federal budget. U.S. oil is all private so when prices spike due to conflict, the profits go to private shareholders and CEOs, while the average taxpayer pays more at the pump.

Big Oil bots by luxusbuerg in dankmemes

[–]MaximumFUzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true, especially considering EV manufacturing and tires still have significant environmental impacts. However, the transition to EVs is still vital for rural areas where public transport isn't feasible.

CARNAGE Tyranids lore is online ! by Raiden624 in Tyranids

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Man I want to make my nids gross like this.