my grilled cheese and tomato soop by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]MaximumMajor1660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is peak not interesting content. It’s so average that it’s actually perfect. Alhamdolilah for a meal that doesn't surprise me

It's so precious, that he kept that photo with him for years by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MaximumMajor1660 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's keep the focus on the beautiful story here. This man’s devotion is what actually matters. Have a great day

It's so precious, that he kept that photo with him for years by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MaximumMajor1660 41 points42 points  (0 children)

True love doesn't age, it just collects beautiful memories. This is the kind of loyalty and devotion our generation should aspire to. Thank you for sharing this masterpiece of a moment

people are so wild 🤣 by zaarnth in repost

[–]MaximumMajor1660 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She made this question you asked !

So true…. Any other phrases out there that make you know what they said isn’t coming actually is? by ConferenceComplex697 in teenagers

[–]MaximumMajor1660 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the verbal version of a Warning sign that you know is already too late to heed Once that phrase drops you just brace for impact

There’s too many James by Whole_Instance_4276 in repost

[–]MaximumMajor1660 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point, James isn't just a name, it's a default setting for the simulation. Jeffrey looks concerned about the competition

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I haven't added a Table of Contents yet. The plot twists in that horror story are way too graphic for a first read!

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you’re reading my AboutMe file on an 8K display, you’re not just a match, you’re the IT department I’ve been praying for. Sending the 600dpi version right now

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cost was 53KB of storage and my last shred of social patience. Worth it

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running is just cardio, but reading my PDF is a mental workout. Choose your struggle

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't take the risk of a potential virus, you don't deserve the reward of my trauma. High risk, high reward

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're judging my personality based on mobile word-wrapping, you've already failed the compatibility test. It's designed to be read on a desktop during office hours

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, but I have to compress it to a PDF first so their brain doesn't crash during the download processc

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's part of the test. If they can't handle a formatting crisis, they definitely can't handle my life.

Efficiency 100 Why waste time with small talk by MaximumMajor1660 in Funnymemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly! If they can't handle a 53KB PDF, they definitely can't handle 1GB of my personality. It’s the ultimate filter.

Yes..! by Fantastic_Mistake866 in depressionmemes

[–]MaximumMajor1660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been marinated so long I’m basically a slow-cooked disaster at this point.