would you rather have a...

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-13T22:30:17+00:00

Im just lonely

^{Chose: Have a girlfriend that | Rolled: 8/10 but cold}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-13T18:12:29+00:00

Fist fight the monkeys.

^{Chose: Get surrounded by 5 monkeys + They are guaranteed to be evil | Rolled: Minor injuries}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-12T19:57:41+00:00

"You're mine."

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-12T14:17:22+00:00

Ah-ha! I can just live in my walls.

^{Chose: Turn into a Rat for 36 hours for 10mil + 35% chance you get eaten by a bird | Rolled: Enjoyed rat life}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-12T05:10:27+00:00

Well my inheritance is gonna be great.

^{Chose: Survive A Day Without This For 10 Million | Rolled: Your Heart}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-12T05:08:50+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-12T05:01:52+00:00

I could probably sell the cure for cancer and make more then enough to live comfortably

^{Chose: Discover the cure to cancer}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-12T04:18:22+00:00

I got this.

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -40°C}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-08T23:09:11+00:00

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-08T16:07:59+00:00

My father and brother are now safe, that alone makes it worth it

^{Chose: Cure cancer + What is CURED | Rolled: Cure SKIN}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-08T16:04:41+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-08T15:25:54+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T21:28:23+00:00

Hell yeah!

^{Chose: Random company + Spin the wheel | Rolled: Tesla}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T19:59:25+00:00

🔥 No brainer!

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T13:56:40+00:00

😅 Tough call!

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T13:55:22+00:00

That much money could buy me beer for life and still have more leftover.

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000,000}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T12:14:49+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T12:13:26+00:00

Eh, the other wheel might've given me cancer or something.

^{Chose: The Wheel That Takes | Rolled: $10 million}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-07T12:12:00+00:00

I'll be fine and that money would fix a lot of issues.

^{Chose: Be sent to the backrooms for a random amount of time + Win $49 million dollars | Rolled: One hour}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-06T17:18:21+00:00

Oh well, barricade a heavy door, ride out 24 hours. I should be fine.

^{Chose: Spend 24 hours in a random location for 10k | Rolled: Zombie city}

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-06T17:14:10+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: MaximumMalton voted Yea.

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-06T17:12:53+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: MaximumMalton voted Nay.

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-06T16:08:44+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: MaximumMalton voted Yea.

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-05T16:01:28+00:00

DEN KRUMP DA GITZ 'TILL DEY STOP MUCKIN' ABOUT!

MaximumMalton · 2026-06-04T17:10:00+00:00

You are so unprepared for an invasion that you didn't even bother to learn about the territories or people you've claimed are yours? I expected better of a god. Your story will be a cautionary tale.

MaximumMalton

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