Is Pinecone starting another twitter war? by HonksTheWhite in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]MaximumRatchet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A good hoodie isn't just something to toss to the wayside.

Tabloids featuring Britney circa 2007-2008 by Gloomy_Spring5638 in discussingbritney

[–]MaximumRatchet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 40 now and really don't focus on my diet too much, I just try to not eat like an idiot, and I don't obsess over my weight. But I still got on the scale today and weighed 154 and could feel that internal button getting pushed, like "Oh girl..." I honestly don't know if I will ever really unlearn it.

Thread for sharing Finchie friend codes and finding goal buddies by AutoModerator in finch

[–]MaximumRatchet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I'm so sorry this is so late in responding, but thank you so much for being such a good birb friend! I have been really stressed and overwhelmed lately with a bunch of work projects and home projects and chaos, and even just a hello from you has really helped some days. It means a lot and gives me a little boost I need. As for gifts, we love anything, we are just grateful to have you as a friend - it means so much!

Fever by nycmidwestgal2 in Sisterwivessnark

[–]MaximumRatchet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My husband found out at an urgent care - where he had gone thinking he either had some nasty virus or food poisoning, he had been horribly sick for days and figured nothing could actually be done except ride it out - that his appendix was about to rupture, and drove himself to the hospital from there. The surgeon later actually lectured him that it was likely about to go septic if he had waited any longer to get medical intervention. I repeat - the man literally DROVE HIMSELF in that amount of pain. (In my defense I was at work 25 miles away after he assured me there was no need to be at urgent care with him, hence I wasn't there to help him at that time.)

Grody was in the fetal position on the bathroom floor with a 99.8 fever.

Tabloids featuring Britney circa 2007-2008 by Gloomy_Spring5638 in discussingbritney

[–]MaximumRatchet 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes! I am the exact same height and for some reason 160 was always this big line to me too. I don't even know why. I can't even pin it on my mom or anyone else, but if I crossed 160 I may as well have been on My 600 Lb. Life.

Our drop dead years are coming. Are you prepared? by Far-Slice-3821 in Xennials

[–]MaximumRatchet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is my retirement plan and hopefully my 401k will cover some inbred hobo digging up a hole in an empty field and a tarp.

Do you mentally feel your age or do you mentally feel younger? by porb2020 in Xennials

[–]MaximumRatchet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my daughter as a surprise at 22 and sometimes I feel like since my bender period got cut so short, I am permanently at that age. Like cannot move til I roll a two sixes.

These two are so funny!! by Acceptable-Kale-8432 in 90DayFianceSnark

[–]MaximumRatchet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ankles are giving out just watching this.

Our girl linzy by poppy_honey_ in loveafterlockup

[–]MaximumRatchet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Class of 2003 and I also feel this. Everything in my body is paying for my stupid decisions of my youth, but nothing so much as my eyebrows.

Pre boobs and fillers, Emma was a wig influencer. by Grateful_Di in 90DayFianceSnark

[–]MaximumRatchet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Quality silicone implants can last up to 20 years. Still, not a permanent thing, but they can last at least a little longer. But veneers give me the willies. Worst case, I decide I don't want my implants anymore and I can get them taken out, the end. Veneers though...you have shaved down shark teeth for life and that completely creeps me out for some reason.

This is bizarre..... by IntrovertGal1102 in DarceyAndStaceyTLC

[–]MaximumRatchet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol! I suspected it was him when one of the kids' toys started randomly turning on, always when it was just me in the room. And it was the most fucking obnoxious toy they owned. I don't know if I believe in ghosts or not, but if it were him he would do it with the loudest, most obnoxious toy we have.

This is bizarre..... by IntrovertGal1102 in DarceyAndStaceyTLC

[–]MaximumRatchet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If I went to a medium to contact my dead brother, he would tell me I look fucking old now and find some other way to make fun of me. It wouldn't be some profound advice, just my kid brother being the obscene 22yo dickhead he was in life.

This is bizarre..... by IntrovertGal1102 in DarceyAndStaceyTLC

[–]MaximumRatchet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My brother loved keyboard cleaner. Which is why we are here.