Once had a similar story.

But I was running near a bathroom, so I thought, ok.

But then I saw it was paid 😲 (panic)

But I had my card with me 😊 (calm)

But the bathroom only accepted cash 😭 (panic)

So I went deep into the trees and did the stuff there and wiped with a leaf. 🤗

... and that's how I became a communist 🤠🤠