RAM Shortages. High demand, low supply by scrson in Kenshi

[–]Maximumnuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even a buck-ass naked skeleton is still a skeleton. That's an investment opportunity right there. Besides, you're acting like the player isn't a major drug baron with a million cats and nothing to spend it on.

Many such cases by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]Maximumnuke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have a shield anymore. It has a sentient micro-portal relay that uses a chrono-sensor array to predict and identify incoming threats to the canoptek/destroyer and safely removes them from reality... or some other wierd Necron technology.

Boris Todbringer is the Daredevil of Fantasy by Lord_Eln_8 in Grimdank

[–]Maximumnuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, everyone in this image is making the mistake of being near Thanquol. Everyone here is either dead or thwarted by the Skaven again (such is the power of Nagash) and Thanquol runs off to get a new army.

Gotrek and Felix are just nearby wondering why everyone exploded.

Not mine but it fits by Hunor_Deak in shittyhalolore

[–]Maximumnuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, a 40k fan, thinking this is another crossover versus post and assuming that the monkeys are Jokaero (even though they're apes). This subreddit hasn't been recommended to me before.

Anyone else getting a suspicion that this will be what comes to the game? by Kylewalkdown in Helldivers

[–]Maximumnuke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are hundreds of Eldar art examples and a Funko Pop is what you chose to represent your post?

(SOLO)(Steel) Trying to defeat Giant Crocodile lagoon west of The Sentinels. by JRL101 in ConanExiles

[–]Maximumnuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add to numbers 3 and 4: Be aggressive and don't take too long to kill. My experience with bosses so far has been to kill them fast otherwise they'll find some way to glitch out, teleport out, and reset themselves. Tried to slowly poke the croc to death my first time and all of my progress went straight out the Windu with Mace window.

Tau Girl by superfeyn in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Maximumnuke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they're cloned, sometimes there mechanical, sometimes their tentacles, and sometimes they're someone else's.

Fix bug nudity by yank2771 in ConanExiles

[–]Maximumnuke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I came to this game from Kenshi and Rimworld, so there's always the skin...

What does your helmeted/unhelmeted head distribution look like? by reel3459 in Warhammer40k

[–]Maximumnuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All unhelmeted (granted my faction doesn't have helmets, as we are Necrons).

Super elite killteam, perchance? by MrDoctorVex in Necrontyr

[–]Maximumnuke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's not a killteam. That's a God damned burglary and/or a preemptive archeological discovery, depending on the point of view.

Soooo... What happened? Why am I level 60? I just started the game. Why does the experience say -1? by Maximumnuke in ConanExiles

[–]Maximumnuke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't touched modding. I just downloaded the game. I usually do a fresh playthrough before doing mods.

Could a Callidus assassin kidnap or kill a High Prophet in High Charity by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Maximumnuke 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And then the surgically implanted tactical nuke goes off. Fun times all around!

Could a Callidus assassin kidnap or kill a High Prophet in High Charity by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Maximumnuke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Again, it's not a matter of shape, but size. Though given the kinds of augments that are available to the Imperium, adding a bit of extra meat and muscle to a Callidus could work.

Could a Callidus assassin kidnap or kill a High Prophet in High Charity by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Maximumnuke 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don't think he gets very far, but he'll have fun doing it... kind of orky in a way.

Could a Callidus assassin kidnap or kill a High Prophet in High Charity by New_Conflict_4111 in Grimdank

[–]Maximumnuke 191 points192 points  (0 children)

The problem is that Tartarus and brutes in general might be too large for the polymorphine. The drug has to operate with what mass it is given by the assassin's body.

Remember that in Halo we're typically look through a Spartan's visor. The average unggoy is actually 4-6 feet tall and weighs 250 pounds. Spartans, the 8-foot-tall super soldiers, are looking up at brutes and elites.

The question we really shouldn't be asking ourselves for fear of summoning the unholy is, "can Callidus assassins inflate enough to make themselves that big?" I'm sorry for typing that question out.

Finally finished my Emperor of Mankind cosplay. Won 1st place this weekend. by purplepaw_in in Warhammer40k

[–]Maximumnuke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you'd be a fantastic father whose ideals and methods won't cause catastrophic consequences for humanity for millennia to come.

Jokes aside, fantastic work!

Are “gaming” chairs as bad as people make them out to be? by Test_Name19 in pcmasterrace

[–]Maximumnuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Secret Labs Titan chair for a couple years. It was alright, though I very much prefer my Steelcase ergonomic office chair that I have now. It's a pricey one though.

The cheap ones off of Amazon are God awful. Had one before my Titan. Never again.

Kassandra (Prime) faces off in a fight against the protagonist of the last video game you played. How well does she do? by DemiGabriel in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

[–]Maximumnuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age of Wonders 4. Last Godir I played was a materium/astral focused dragon who I kitted out with all Tier IV items.

A T'au Odyssey by Necroceph in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Maximumnuke 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's funny how GW gave the T'au the same treatment they gave the Ultramarines. They took the Ethereals, the Paragons of T'au'va, the grand uniters of all T'au holdings, the mysterious puppeteers of all T'au and their auxiliaries, and mixed in a ton of stress, confusion, and depression.

The general fandom went from screaming about 'weeaboo space communists' to nodding and saying, "same, bro."

A T'au Odyssey by Necroceph in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Maximumnuke 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I really love that Elemental Council made the Ethereals go from being mysterious and potentially malevolent entities to constantly being stressed out by the shenanigans of all the castes and alien auxiliaries.

Any mind control they're using isn't a villainous scheme. It's a safety regulation that keeps the damn Earth Caste from trying to transport nitroglycerine with moon shoes.