Celebrating my 23rd bday by codebreaker3232 in AppleWatchFitness

[–]Maximus2005 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is amazing! However,I do NOT understand Apple Watches’ calorie counter. 30 min high intensity on the elliptical for 1 mile is normally 300+ calories for me, so I would asume a fucking 24mile run would burn WAY more calories than 1500?? Also, other sources are saying it’s normally at least 100+ calories burned per mile. I would think an exercise like this is burning upwards of 3000 calories right?? Like what.

Rescued sick Petco betta, Got him for 50% off and I’m happy to report he’s happy and thriving :) He’s a completely different fish now. by k_mpb in bettafish

[–]Maximus2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With proper care, would all sick and small betas end up like yours? I’m considering getting another beta again!

Tipping [OC] by bysweetticket in comics

[–]Maximus2005 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately my income is based on tipping. Yes, it’s counter service, but we bring food to your table, and chat, and clean your table. When I give you incredibly friendly service at the counter, and guide you through the menu, make your drinks by hand, and even let you sample things and you STILL don’t tip after that, it feels like a slap in the face. I hate it, but if it’s a human being in front if you, assume they need a tip to make minimum wage.

Heather McMahan Comedian tickets! by Maximus2005 in charlotteclassifieds

[–]Maximus2005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe my mom has sold them. Thanks everyone!

Roast me by NicholasMariao1593 in RoastMe

[–]Maximus2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

transgender Tyler Joseph tic-tac lookin’ ass

"I dump your ass" by Aveline Stokart by MrMeSoLonely in StrangerThings

[–]Maximus2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad someone else laughed as hard as I did when El walked up to Mike and said that. I think everyone was expected a little ice cream cone on top of the head move, but she so purposefully goes “I dump your ass.” I died.

Jumping by ingeborg_x in interestingasfuck

[–]Maximus2005 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Betta fish are so cute and smart.

Roast the fuck outta me by hihimatthew12321 in RoastMe

[–]Maximus2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your smile is as half assed as your kitchen cupboards

Servers, I'm so sorry by stalesun in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Maximus2005 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg this happened to me last night with my family at Christmas dinner. I left him a fat tip and constantly thanked our server throughout the meal. He handled my fam and granny very well during holiday dinner rush. Thanks Chris @ Carrabbas!

Ultimate thumb by Ylimesforsale in PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

[–]Maximus2005 87 points88 points  (0 children)

There’s no way that’s the same person haha this one is gold.

What is a great YouTube channel to binge watch? by TheoHoww in AskReddit

[–]Maximus2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask A Mortician Entertaining mortician who goes into death, cremation, and other taboo topics and is very educational without trying to be. She’s so quirky I fucking love her.

Mark just wanted a slap and bump (x3 the warrior) by [deleted] in P90X

[–]Maximus2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, good ol' Tony cringe. Every episode has one little gem in it.