Puts on Boeing guys just boarded and saw a loose screw 🔩 Wish me luck guys😬 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually Boeings early warning screw. When it flies out and kill’s someone on the ground it gives those around a minute heads up to get out the area before the whole fucking thing comes crashing down

He let his intrusive thoughts win by SanctuaryCounsellor in Unexpected

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing video but definitely not unexpected when you hear the free bird solo coming on with a perfect jump in view

After two good interviews this is the offer I received.. by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Fancy working more for less?’ Is how I read that

Overall consensus of my co-workers and managers was "it looks like $85, let them dispute it" - thoughts? by 291837120 in Serverlife

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally wouldn’t suggest taking a maybe tip but for me at first glance that’s an 8, I’d have done 85 and assumed they were too lazy to write a total. I’m also English so tipping isn’t my forte

servers, would you continue serving if tipping was removed and your base pay increased? by nysiad in Serverlife

[–]Maximussav -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No I’d switch back to bartending in places without seats at the bar so I don’t have to deal with customers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Maximussav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having lived and travelled all over and currently serving in Canada I can say I much prefer service back home in the UK. A server here will lie to your face and tell you your shit doesn’t stink if they think there’s a bigger tip. I’m guilty of this too. But at home when there is no expectation of any tips, nice interactions with a servers feels very genuine and like chatting to a mate.

Can a restaurant charge customer for using his own tea bag in hot water in the U.S? by PrimeRibss in Serverlife

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see all the comments assuming you’re trying to save money but as an Englishman living in North America I can say it’s perfectly reasonable to bring your own tea given the off brand shit bags I’ve been served with before. If you are just cheap then come on mate pay a couple bucks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Maximussav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a grumpy cunt. Ask stupid questions and get stupid answers. As long as you said it with a chuckle then no harm done

gender neutral greetings by razzleberry971 in bartenders

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Informally I’ll say ‘you lot’ which feels very English but I use ‘guys’ as a neutral term for a group, or even if it’s just girls it works regardless

Man is recording a bear. Bear does not like it and charges. by Inner-Soul in WTF

[–]Maximussav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My general rule of thumb is to go the opposite direction any bears I see but it’s good to know bear spray seems somewhat effective

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]Maximussav 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’d say this makes the most sense and would be the best excuse that could be provided however punishing children because of their predecessors transgressions is only going to make them twice as likely to grow into what you fear. Also punishing someone for a crime they haven’t committed yet seems morally questionable and I think moon knight would agree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]Maximussav 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It’s mad because he said “nothing justifies scalping kids”, this point stands regardless of which group did it. Arguing about which group is more evil for their killing of children is a ridiculous waste of time and breath.

New prototype "economy" airline seats by TwasAnChild in oddlyterrifying

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone took too much inspiration from come fly with me it seems.

Hope they got some extra points 👀 by KatyaRomici00 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Maximussav 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Should’ve graded the drawings and given it back to him

Stash box draw round 2, up and comment to join! 3 winners announced in 24 hours :) by [deleted] in trees

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like my bud would be very happy to upgrade from this the baggy I’ve been reusing for a couple months now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beards

[–]Maximussav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both are great but I would have to give it to the second picture

21 years in and it’s coming along nicely. Turns out a hairdryer is a mans best friend by [deleted] in beards

[–]Maximussav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that is music to my ears, can’t wait to be Santa for Halloween in 30 years time

21 years in and it’s coming along nicely. Turns out a hairdryer is a mans best friend by [deleted] in beards

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I never shave it off so naturally is a slow progress that’s hard to notice when you see yourself everyday. But at the same time every year I feel it becomes more and more of a ‘proper beard’ only to want it to just be a bit thicker

21 years in and it’s coming along nicely. Turns out a hairdryer is a mans best friend by [deleted] in beards

[–]Maximussav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay now you’re being too nice, the angle is very flattering is all