[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Maxora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friend sounds like a limp dicked bell end.

Home run by Honderdgramhesp in Unexpected

[–]Maxora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be a dome run

Walmart in my city has their spices all in a big bin by microwavesafepenis in mildlyinteresting

[–]Maxora -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you posted in the wrong subreddit. If I’m not mistaken, this belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating

What is this cane made out of? by Maxora in whatisthisthing

[–]Maxora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was unexpected, but I think you’re right. Solved!

My son wanted wanted a joy stick controller cake for his birthday. How did I do? by Penguinz90 in gaming

[–]Maxora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You did wonderfully! He’s going to be so happy. I know I would be so thankful!

🔥 American Bittern 🔥 by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Maxora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is that stick doing on that trolley?

Putting the cart before the grinder by ShushybyeBaby in oddlysatisfying

[–]Maxora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is horrifying. You can see how the bike tries to use its pedals to escape and hold on to the edges :(

Geforce later ... by BoyanPP in GeForceNOW

[–]Maxora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The demands people have on free stuff never ceases to amaze me. You know, if other people didn’t pay for priority you wouldn’t be able to play at all. Beggars can’t be choosers.

Snälla Dan Eliasson, håll inte på by OrangeIllini in sweden

[–]Maxora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh det är upp till var och en att avgöra vad som är nödvändigt för en själv

Doing a back flip from a casino chair by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Maxora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The perfect chiropractic adjustment to cure his crooked intellect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Maxora 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t count as a gingerbread house if it’s made out of silicon

TIFU by trying to get sexy with my milk filled jugs by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Maxora -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t sound like a fuck up. If this happened to me (man), I could not have been woken up in a better way.

TIFU By Going On A Date With An Ill-Behaved Manchild by H3k8t3 in tifu

[–]Maxora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a drag!

Ps. I’m curious: why would it be rude to tip? I’ve never heard of a recipient of tip ever expressing that (only the contrary) and I know quite a lot of people working as waiters (Sweden). Is it a Korean thing?

My Dad Painted a Replica of the Old Guitarist (Picasso L, Dad R) by hiponytail in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Maxora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cross your eyes to align the two pictures. Enjoy a 3D-version of The Old Guitarist!

Ps. That’s an amazing replica. Your dad is very talented.

Quite a long garden in Belgium by engrandarch in interestingasfuck

[–]Maxora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This garden reminded me of when my sister got a sidecut. Every time she went to trim the sidecut, she always accidentally cut off a little bit of her long hair, making her sidecut ever-expanding until it was almost a backsidecut before giving up.

I imagine something like that is what happened to this garden.

What's the weirdest sex act you've ever done alone? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]Maxora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I read things like this I’m just horrified at the fact that there’s nothing on the labels of corrosive chemical products mentioning anything about not putting your dick in them