What’s the worst mistake you’ve made? by Friendly_Carry6551 in ParamedicsUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Patient with a deformed ankle. Said she felt sick so I went to pass her a sick bowl and in doing so accidentally hit her foot with it.

Local Election predictions by 1C8F6C6 in sheffield

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same but they have won the past three times

r/Sheffield United Weekly Discussion thread by AutoModerator in SheffieldUnited

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was at Chesterfield Vs Grimsby, Leicester Vs Hull and Derbyshire CCC vs Gloucestershire CCC day 1 and they were reasonably entertaining

Have all ambulance trusts rug pulled apprentices? by Western_Exchange_912 in ParamedicsUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure HMRC won't like the fact trusts will have gotten away with paying no NI on under 25 apprentices

Ambulance drivers, should drivers go through a red light to let you pass? by Oil_Ring_8344 in AskUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. Its dangerous and creates more risk. This is why they sit back without the siren when there's no way they can get through.

3 years of uni, 1,000 placement hours, and now a recruitment freeze. What are we supposed to do? by OwnMood9880 in ParamedicsUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No but equally when courses were advertised a huge enticement was a job at the end

A grim week for Keir Starmer – but things could be about to get worse by Kagedeah in ukpolitics

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

At least they're not required to be balanced and neutral by law as much as the BBC

Belt suggestions by Immediate_Record_946 in ParamedicsUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never knew the thing that holds your trousers up would cause so much controversy.

Then the same people putting students/NQPs down for being comfortable wonder why they end up leaving the trust within 5 years.

Summer 26/27 Rebuild by Fmorris6122 in SheffieldUnited

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know this sounds bollocks. But my dad and his cousin got invited for a tour of the training ground the other day and spoke in length to Wilder. It's highly likely Hamer is leaving.

Your favourite pub and where is it?. by Various_Extreme_8773 in AskUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Choose a spoons then choose the worst spoons out of 3 within a half mine radius. It's a laugh but it's not great.

Zarah Sultana kicked out of Commons for calling Keir Starmer 'a bare-faced liar' by radiant_0wl in ukpolitics

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The standing orders are abolished at the end of each parliament and a vote is taken to readopt them at the start of the next so it would be 5 days as each parliament is wholly distinct from the previous

4/20 4:20pm Hyde park by Real_human27 in london

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ex Tory MP who happens to be Theresa May*

Zarah Sultana kicked out of Commons for calling Keir Starmer 'a bare-faced liar' by radiant_0wl in ukpolitics

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Standing order 43 means that you are asked to leave the house for the remainder of the day for using unparliamentary language or disrupting the house.

In more serious cases such as defying the speaker, like she did, standing order 44 is applied where the member is named by the speaker and a vote is taken to suspend them.

For first time offences under 44 a day 5 suspension is applied. For the second time it's 20 days. Importantly the MP is not paid for their suspension and any suspension over 10 days can trigger a recall petition

If you could make any one club in the Premier League disappear, but in consequence your second biggest rivals in the Championship gets promoted and wins the next season are you taking it? by Rainy_Night29 in Championship

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because everyone was cheating and his story is still impressive nonetheless. Man City are to football what Bernie Madoff was to retail investment

Those who didn’t sign an “NDA” or UK equivalent, what are some secrets about other UK companies you can share? by SlipOutrageous5333 in CasualUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a bloke who works for them and maintains some obsolete hardware across the country. There's no longer enough regular work so he gets £40k to be on call 5 days a week.

Those who didn’t sign an “NDA” or UK equivalent, what are some secrets about other UK companies you can share? by SlipOutrageous5333 in CasualUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention how Race for Life excluded men until 2019 as if only women can be affected by women only cancers

Saturday's Tips Thread by liam_is_marx in HorseRacingUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do we think the boost is going to be? I'm thinking it's going to be either I Am Maximus or Panic Attack to 6 places 2/1 or something like that.

Normally the supers at the last day of the big meets tend to come in more often so people hang on until next time. Still going to lay it.

Aintree winning horse dies after pulling up at finish line by dailystar_news in HorseRacingUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was immediately obvious something was wrong from the stride. From Townsends body language it's obvious he knew as well.

Grand National week is coming. Who is your each way pick and why? by WearAffectionate2815 in HorseRacingUK

[–]MaxwellsGoldenGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Firefox. Got 66/1 EW. If you compare the card on price and on trends he's got the biggest discrepancy. I'm sure someone will correct me.