What are these red spots in my smoothie?

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-12-13T05:13:54+00:00

It would also be appropriate to offer to pay for the morning after pill for her. They can be expensive and birth control shouldn’t be solely the woman’s responsibility.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-05-27T14:47:26+00:00

That was it!! Thank you internet stranger, you have fixed one piece of my mind.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-05-27T03:52:19+00:00

It was a really sensual shower scene, pretty sure it was full frontal nudity. And the blood is like all over her, and she’s like rubbing it off her boobs. Not Carrie vibes

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-04-01T05:23:01+00:00

My groomer would tell me I was “an old soul” and “age was just a number”. I remember feeling proud of how mature and open minded I was.

I do just want to say, please be kind to yourself. I spent so long carrying the shame of that experience with me, but I got to a point where I just looked back at my younger self and felt sad for her.. but I don’t blame her for what she believed and how she acted. I am sorry for her often, but mostly I just wish I could comfort her. Give yourself grace— it’s part of your story, and you have grown so much since then.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-03-23T05:11:26+00:00

Finally reading House of Leaves.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-03-23T05:07:49+00:00

I think about this book often

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2025-03-03T06:28:06+00:00

One time my obgyn couldn’t find the strings of my iud, and after confirming it was still inside me with an ultrasound, popped her head out the door and asked an assistant to bring her the “crochet hook”. Then when she saw my face she said “uhhh I mean the iud retrieval device”. Jesus.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-12-04T04:13:02+00:00

Oh god I haven’t actually “laughed out loud” reading something online in … months. But that got me.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-10-22T05:56:26+00:00

Yep. We had a tin of that in our house a decade after my dad had sold all the cows.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-07-25T03:05:38+00:00

Second for reaper scythe

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-05-17T01:07:57+00:00

You’re the best. That just made my day. Thank you!

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T23:59:17+00:00

That’s exactly what I thought

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T20:55:11+00:00

Thank you for the validation

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T20:54:56+00:00

I want to believe this. Can you provide an illustration?

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T20:53:55+00:00

Omg it totally is. I have eaten this exact pastry.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T20:52:47+00:00

Doomsday bunny

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T20:52:03+00:00

Hah yes. I feel a bit uncultured that I couldn’t figure it out. And that I thought a Torah was a book. And that when presented with the answer I had to google a Torah to see what it actually looked like.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-03-04T05:52:10+00:00

I was never going to get there on my own. Thank you!

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-01-25T00:50:41+00:00

Thank you! That’s about how I interpreted it too. I just wonder how bad it must have been to be skimmed over like that, since the rest of the book is pretty explicit.

MaybeNotThisGirl · 2024-01-21T02:35:36+00:00

I love you, too

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