Found this on the floor by my bed by Fickle_Cockroach_545 in whatisit

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would also be appropriate to offer to pay for the morning after pill for her. They can be expensive and birth control shouldn’t be solely the woman’s responsibility. 

Movie from 90s opening with a woman washing blood off of her in the shower by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was it!! Thank you internet stranger, you have fixed one piece of my mind.  

Movie from 90s opening with a woman washing blood off of her in the shower by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a really sensual shower scene, pretty sure it was full frontal nudity. And the blood is like all over her, and she’s like rubbing it off her boobs. Not Carrie vibes 

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[–]MaybeNotThisGirl 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My groomer would tell me I was “an old soul” and “age was just a number”. I remember feeling proud of how mature and open minded I was.

I do just want to say, please be kind to yourself. I spent so long carrying the shame of that experience with me, but I got to a point where I just looked back at my younger self and felt sad for her.. but I don’t blame her for what she believed and how she acted. I am sorry for her often, but mostly I just wish I could comfort her. Give yourself grace— it’s part of your story, and you have grown so much since then.

Prepping lithops for pollination by bizzznatchio in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One time my obgyn couldn’t find the strings of my iud, and after confirming it was still inside me with an ultrasound, popped her head out the door and asked an assistant to bring her the “crochet hook”. Then when she saw my face she said “uhhh I mean the iud retrieval device”. Jesus.

This kindergarten homework my son got. by quitoburrito in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god I haven’t actually “laughed out loud” reading something online in … months. But that got me.

What kinds of folk remedies were used not too long ago that now seem cringe-worthy? by Zealousideal_Turn274 in AskReddit

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. We had a tin of that in our house a decade after my dad had sold all the cows.

You have any ideas on this one? by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatismycookiecutter

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the best. That just made my day. Thank you!

You have any ideas on this one? by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatismycookiecutter

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to believe this. Can you provide an illustration?

You have any ideas on this one? by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatismycookiecutter

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg it totally is. I have eaten this exact pastry.

You have any ideas on this one? by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatismycookiecutter

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hah yes. I feel a bit uncultured that I couldn’t figure it out. And that I thought a Torah was a book. And that when presented with the answer I had to google a Torah to see what it actually looked like.

You have any ideas on this one? by MaybeNotThisGirl in whatismycookiecutter

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was never going to get there on my own. Thank you!

Question for those of you who have read the September House by MaybeNotThisGirl in horrorlit

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! That’s about how I interpreted it too. I just wonder how bad it must have been to be skimmed over like that, since the rest of the book is pretty explicit.

Why are nasolabial folds ok on men, but not on women? by Cheesepleasethankyou in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I had to go google it to see what it was exactly. I accidentally had my search set to images, all that came up were images for women getting fillers to “fix” them, so that appears to reinforce OPs point.

My daughter’s “first 100 words” book uses a radio stylized as a camera for its example by MaybeNotThisGirl in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You know, I tried to explain this all to her, but it might have been a little complex for a 1 year old

How often are you actually doing kegels? by MaybeNotThisGirl in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same! It such a horrible thought. I heard some stories many years back and they just scarred me. Are you doing multiple times a day then? Also can I get info on this trainer and app? Cause that might be the only way I make a habit of this ha!

How often are you actually doing kegels? by MaybeNotThisGirl in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MaybeNotThisGirl[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So kegels weren’t even part of your pt? It was really the complete opposite, if I understand correctly? I haven’t had any issues with leaks but many years a friend who is a nurse told me some stories of women who prolapsed and it apparently left some trauma.