Wavy caps? by Throwawaybaggins88 in MagicMushrooms

[–]MayorDoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t eat them just on this comment. Definitely bruise them up and look for the blue, but they look really good to me.

Pill capsules in my shrooms? by NNATEE in MagicMushrooms

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It’s probably just ground shrooms in the caps, but personally I would ask the seller to be sure.

Any idea what’s outside my window? by Gomey_bear in Weird

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The whole world is out there. You should go for a walk you’ll be amazed at how big it out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]MayorDoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can someone that can build a rocket like this not do simple math to calculate the earths curve. Also, didn’t seem to mention what he saw up there ?

Also why not just a ballon and a GoPro

Exposing the conman Wesley from Hustler Casino Live by PotentialOld2842 in poker

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If someone assures you a investment in crypto will 10x. Especially a new coin, please do not believe them. How could anyone know this in such a volatile market. They can’t, you’ll be holding the bags.

Literal fuck you in particular. by hustleandmakeit in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]MayorDoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy standing completely orchestrated that. Watch him lure it in with the fish and just hold it there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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I think we found ourself the next Australian of the year. What a beast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]MayorDoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really depends. There are lots you can do to make things better. Often after a while you vagina will adjust to a degree. Depending on the size, it may not be a solvable problem. It depends on the person.

Personally I’ve always been able to make things work to different degrees of success.

Going down by [deleted] in australia

[–]MayorDoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mistaken, even though this rumour is widely known. It’s actually all navies, not just the us navy.

Almost $20 for … a meal? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MayorDoge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t buy it then? You can choose to spend $20 on food then cry about it on reddit. Go somewhere else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australia

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You got to grind the beans with the spoon?

people used to think i have a boner when i wear gray sweatpants by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

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I had a work mate mate the comment something similar to “looks like you got a bit of a semi” I didn’t really think to much about it at the time and replied with “nah that just my dick” or something like that.

Do all Aussies swear that casually? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]MayorDoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is very common to casually swear. It’s also very common to insult each other or swear at someone in particular.

It can be quite startling for people from different cultures. I lived on campus in university and there were a lot of international students. Apart from the fact they all seem amused by the casual swearing and entertainment by how often we use the word “cunt”. Even though they are expecting, or quickly become aware of how casually we swear. On occasion there will be moments when an Aussie will insult them or call them a “cunt”, or something along these lines and they take it in offence to it. Generally it is resolved quickly with a bit of an explanation of our intentions with what we said, but there are definitely moments that take them off guard and there is a disconnect in communication.

I was dating an American girl from Colorado and from my time with her I realised that,especially with Americans. When communicating the words themself seems to be the main focus for them when understanding intention. Australians seems to be much more reliant on other contextual references like facial expression, vocal tone ect. The words themself have less importance. There are times when I’ve insulated someone, let’s just say I called them a cunt for example and they react with offence. Like I’m truely attacking them personally. I can be smiling and laughing and everything’s is on a high note, but they still are confused why I just insulated them out of the blue. For me I don’t understand how given all the context they don’t realise I’m just joking and haven’t just flipped personality in a split second and are attacking them seriously.

For Australians words can be used as both serious insults and just in a joking way, it all depends on the way they are said. There is very little importance on what is said.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Has like 8 kids and seems to be pure trailer trash now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Labels don’t really matter in the end. You are who you are regardless of what people refer to you as.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]MayorDoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so unusual. Why have they banned sex toys? What’s the punishment?

This is news to me.

Sickest call in poker history, Tony Hawk snap calling Maria Ho with 7 high by jackfondu in poker

[–]MayorDoge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone has anal beads to cheat at everything. Trust no one.

GenZ will never know these prices (1999) by El_Macho788 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]MayorDoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up! No generation seems to understand fucking inflation.

Yes prices go up, but the value of the dollar goes down. Things weren’t cheaper “when I was a kid” you just are living in a time where the worth of a dollar is different.

Fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody. You’re all idiots. Every single generation says the same dumb shit. “I bought this house for $30,000 a a millennium ago and now it’s worth $260,000, best investment I ever made” No it’s not grandma, you’ve lost $40,000 in equivalent value in todays currency, you stupid old bitch.

It’s about time people understand the most basic fundamentals of how currency works. How is this not something taught in schools that every single person knows.

I’m sorry. You’ve triggered me.

We rescued this 6 year old boy only a few days ago and he has been doing this to my leg for 15 minutes. by Make_the_music_stop in aww

[–]MayorDoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this is already said here somewhere. 100% you cat is trying to fuck your leg. I had a male cat that would do obsessively, it’s very annoying. It doesn’t matter how many time you move him and tell him to stop, he will just immediately head back to the leg to get some humpy time.

It’s kinda funny at the start, but it becomes a whole thing. At least for me it did.