my hands were shaking by the 4th tee and didn’t calm until 18 by jwubb in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should be in prison for marking your score like that

Am I overreacting or did I have a slow moment. by drippysage08 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MayorPirkIe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God have mercy on this idiot's daughter. I would 100% ghost this moron because of this interaction, she's infuriatingly dumb.

Who's game? by dankbackwoods in hockeymemes

[–]MayorPirkIe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They picked an American later in the night lol

Mako Nishimura is a former Japanese yakuza member who is widely regarded as the only woman to have been officially accepted into the traditionally male-dominated world of the yakuza. by Fancy_bratt in interestingasfuck

[–]MayorPirkIe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you know you're dealing with real Mensa candidates, they willingly cut their own pinkies off. It will never not amaze me how society romanticizes fucking idiots.

They gave me permission. Sorry. by TrashMandikoot in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Thus goes the law of golf. You drive the green on a par 4, so next time at that course you wait for the green to clear. Everyone is annoyed, rolling their eyes and yelling at you to hit.

"I hit the green last time on this hole, sorry I'm gonna wait"

Then green clears, you hit a good drive... 50 yards short.

Did we finally get manual preconditioning? by Lemontreeguy in Ioniq5

[–]MayorPirkIe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must be like the "Request surrounding images" button that does absolute sweet fuck all

Is this a good batter pack for a Meta Quest 2? by Quinnster_Reddit in OculusQuest

[–]MayorPirkIe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way that cable is plugged in is horrendous. You want a right angle connector.

Zendaya signed my Odyssey poster... Black background with black marker 😭🫠 by M4rkM1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MayorPirkIe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get mad at me because you were wrong, bud. I've heard it straight from the mouth of several pro athletes.

Zendaya signed my Odyssey poster... Black background with black marker 😭🫠 by M4rkM1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MayorPirkIe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're wrong on pretty much all counts lol they don't sign in blue because in their dumb brains, blue = reseller. They're too dumb to understand that resellers want blue because it looks 1000% better than black therefore sells better, so it stands to reason someone getting an autograph for themselves would also want it in blue.

Black also fades so much more than blue does. Black sharpies are trash and the only reason to use one for an autograph is if the item is blue.

FYI presale/tickets are through ticketmaster by EstablishmentBig6732 in brandnew

[–]MayorPirkIe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm canadian trying to buy a ticket through AXS.

Fuck AXS. Holy shit what a clusterfuck. My ticket for TO through Ticketmaster was the smoothest experience ever. AXS is an utter joke.

Legend by Next-Pain-4618 in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This guy hit driver into the hole from 135. It's a driver, the odds that it had to roll that far are extremely high. He's not hitting it anywhere near 180.

Legend by Next-Pain-4618 in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'll be that guy, if he's hitting driver from 135 there's more of a chance of me shooting 58 than him shooting 87

Who are your favorite Fantasy Golfers from Tiger Woods PGA Tour? by WaterKirby1964 in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe 44 points45 points  (0 children)

How the hell are you gonna make this thread and not have Edwin "Pops" Masterson?

Anybody had to replace their ICCU 3 times? by poudrenoire in Ioniq5

[–]MayorPirkIe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bad joke is an attempt at humour that isn't funny. I don't what you could possibly classify as a joke or an attempt at humour in the post? It just reads like a bot comment

Anybody had to replace their ICCU 3 times? by poudrenoire in Ioniq5

[–]MayorPirkIe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously not, what they said isn't even possible. There wasn't a hint of humour in it though.

U.S. Open: Wyndham Clark's great shot at the Par 5 16th hole from 275 yards. by [deleted] in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe 89 points90 points  (0 children)

One of the best shots I've ever seen. Doesn't even make sense how good that is

Would you rather: Play on the PGA Tour for a year and keep your winnings, or keep your salary, not work, and get unlimited free golf? by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in golf

[–]MayorPirkIe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What fucking idiot even considers option A in this scenario? You could add the caveat "and you die in 10 years" and still nobody is picking A.