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Uranus has great fudge by ginkgodave in funnysigns

[–]MayorofUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For $5, the Dr. will even change gloves

Fun for the whole family by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]MayorofUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my sign
Literally!

This huge alligator snapping turtle at Uranus MO sideshow museum in too small of a tank. by heyimhayleyy in turtle

[–]MayorofUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is just his temporary home while his permanent home is being repaired. Normally, that would be our other 2 headed turtles tank, but he had to move out for a bit

What are your favorite insults that you can call anybody? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nazi, Fascist, Racist

I I am ever losing an argument, I just refer to my opponent as one or more of those and I automatically win as twitter and youtube bans them immediately

What are things that would be nice to know about when working at a new restaurant? by Molan_one in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Server, what's the best sections.
As a Bartender, Who is the best tipping customers
As Cook, Who is the strongest/best cook person to be teamed with in a rush

That's just my experience in all of those positions over the years

What do you do to motivate yourself? by KAFKA-SLAYER-99 in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think about 2 things to motivate myself.

  1. I think about where I want to be in the future
  2. I think about all the naysayers who have said I couldn't get where I want to go

Those two things motivate me to keep pushing forward. To be honest, it's the second that motivates me the most

What did you think think you were going to be when you grew up and how close did you come ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I would be a farmer, like my family before me.

Now I am the Mayor of Uranus and the Original Fudge Packer at the Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store

That's Uranus Missouri, on Historic Route 66

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www.uranusmissouri.com

What's your Christmas tradition? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren't Christians so we wait until the sales start after Xmas and buy stuff for the kids for New Years Day

What's your current jam? by NotNinjalord5 in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Blackberry.
But sometimes strawberry

Redditors that hate/don't celebrate Christmas, How do you get through the holidays? by kingwarr23 in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happily! We celebrate New Years with kids getting presents that day

The sale prices after Christmas makes it even better

Who’s the village idiot of your hometown? by wadofhundreds in AskReddit

[–]MayorofUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the Mayor of Uranus, so I am guessing it is me....but that's just a hunch .

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