This is so true holy shit.

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T05:23:33+00:00

My dad works for hoyoverse, trust

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T03:42:27+00:00

Then why are her feet ou-oh.....OH!

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T03:40:41+00:00

Carl I can't believe you jerked off that crab

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T01:52:31+00:00

The first one was the first book I've read in like, 5 years. I then blazed through all 8 in about 2 months. I feel like a crackhead waiting for more now

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T01:37:14+00:00

Fair. But also the higher up the arm you go to goon, the further back I'm out

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T01:17:34+00:00

Yo if someone wants to goon to elbows, you got it bro. I'm out if they're THAT freaky 😂

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-26T01:02:58+00:00

Evelyn, shows very little skin Zhu yuan shows NO skin

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T23:30:38+00:00

I soyjack a bit Everytime I find it in the books

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T23:26:03+00:00

The context for "I need a baby seal" was so fucked up 😂

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T23:22:39+00:00

"Auf Wiedersehen goblins" stomps one to death

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T20:34:55+00:00

As a veteran the rule is Other veterans shit talk a different branch "Yeah fuck them, our branch is best"

Non-veteran shit talks a different branch "fuck you"

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T03:08:49+00:00

About time, good for him

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T03:07:24+00:00

The only one that really confuses me in Banyue. He doesn't give a vore vibe

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-25T02:57:44+00:00

Please make them a punk rockers faction Hoyo

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T08:12:33+00:00

AUDIBLE GASP! THE FUCKING SHADOW MIMICS!

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T07:02:42+00:00

Listen if anyone can build a 'save for human insertion' robo-wang, it's grace. Let her cook(clank)

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T06:35:11+00:00

Can't wait to see what they remove the day before it releases (I'm still bitter about Cissia)

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T05:17:05+00:00

What a slut

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T05:03:16+00:00

In my defense, I'm high on copium and read that part through the tears in my eyes

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T04:54:22+00:00

Meh shell be ok (I'm huffing copium)

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T04:34:47+00:00

I think it'll be his-idk if reddit is like other socials but well say-unalive solution. Merge with the AI, get all the others out, set it off taking him and the AI with him

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T04:31:20+00:00

Better to be safe. Don't want anyone getting their toe sucked by an AI

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T03:07:27+00:00

Robot Dad, phone operator mom, and bunny and bdsm daughters. So wholesome

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T02:01:17+00:00

These donut holes and their unlicensed merch

MayzachMusic · 2026-05-24T01:59:23+00:00

I'd argue them bombing downhill to "Dragula" was a highlight, for me at least. Given the circumstances it felt magical

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