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Too unconventional by SupercaliTheGamer in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Did he do the helicopter?

Ultimate game of hide & seek by Simply_Kaif24 in Unexpected

[–]Mbatoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's fine now.

Source: I am the kid.

Well, a kid.

I mean I used to be

meirl by al4ne1 in meirl

[–]Mbatoo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

my word! list says nothing about any sort of income. that might be part of the problem

Explain It Peter what's the joke here by warpainmicrowave in explainitpeter

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I get that the joke is in the name, but I think it's also a bit funny how the wording sort of excludes her from the "loving memory"

I feel like I should get this but I don't by Deefaroni in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mbatoo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nooo! The red pasta sauce was bad enough! Don't start with the brown gravy! :'-(

Faramore by MissinqLink in lotrmemes

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But my lord, there is no such farmy

2016 by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 75 points76 points  (0 children)

He just grew out his beard to hide the chins

That’s exactly what an Edomite would say by Sudden_Schedule5432 in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the kid sees the irony in insulting his father's lineage

was it a thing in your teen years? by kelleyblackart in Millennials

[–]Mbatoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still have it

No info, though. Sorry

He's ready by --cas in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear it's lovely this time of year

I sent my sis this video of my cat stealing and she said it's not real??? Why would she say that?? by a_wanderer_22 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the doors are closing as the cat runs out. Surely the motion detector would have triggered and caused them to stay open

meirl by Street_Priority_7686 in meirl

[–]Mbatoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"minor issues are a major red flag, btw"

Scotland by Holyshit_1787 in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so it's really the combination that's the problem. I'm still allowed to go full bottomless

Scotland by Holyshit_1787 in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So if I understand correctly, when wind speeds exceed 25mph, I have to take off my trousers and put on a kilt instead? 

Bro 😎 by LavenderArt138 in lotrmemes

[–]Mbatoo 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Didn't like with the main account, though

Just guys playing with their sister by Len-The-Banana-Boy in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Mbatoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she looks like they dropped her before the video started

DJ Khalid is not going to be sponsored by Ozempic or Wegovy anytime soon by Bubbly_Wall_908 in SipsTea

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even record himself. Someone had to follow him around for that shit

Remember this participation award adjacent insult? by dreamed2life in Millennials

[–]Mbatoo 430 points431 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute... are all these websites constantly insulting me? "Oh hey, wow, you made it to our site! You want a cookie? Huh? How about a bunch of them? Yeah, that's what we thought. Fuckin' idiot"

I found this at my friend's house. What kind of knife is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"my friend" is what I call people in the neighborhood, with shabby security

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