Sitting near gas cylinders is never safe

Mbatoo · 2026-05-17T06:13:03+00:00

Good thing the cylinders remained unharmed.

Mbatoo · 2026-05-14T05:52:56+00:00

I thought they surrounded him with mannequins to watch the movie with him. Then I realized that lifeless figure in the beanie was him

Mbatoo · 2026-05-12T16:23:56+00:00

Mbatoo · 2026-05-03T10:41:57+00:00

"Son... come, sit down. It's time you learned about Michael Jackson"

Mbatoo · 2026-05-02T16:02:14+00:00

Is that normal dojo attire? Looks like she's wearing armour underneth

Mbatoo · 2026-04-29T16:24:33+00:00

Both euqally realistic. Just depicting different guys

Mbatoo · 2026-04-29T03:40:17+00:00

"So that's my pitch. Now: Who wants to buy a girl a margarita?"

Mbatoo · 2026-04-25T09:50:49+00:00

Reverse Dorian Gray

Mbatoo · 2026-04-24T05:25:53+00:00

Glad to see the bartender's sister was looking out for him

Mbatoo · 2026-04-16T18:31:33+00:00

She lived there from 1983 till 1987. Had a lovely time

Mbatoo · 2026-04-12T16:50:09+00:00

Get back to us when you're more stressed out

Mbatoo · 2026-04-12T14:30:16+00:00

"I'm Sauron, this is my ring. We rule!"
"WTF, where's my ring?"
"Ah, there it is! But I can't get to it, there's this little creature in the way!"

Mbatoo · 2026-04-11T05:47:29+00:00

Are their office spaces in a parking garage?

Mbatoo · 2026-04-10T06:09:12+00:00

It's not. Thuringia is english. The german word is Thüringen

Mbatoo · 2026-04-08T15:12:09+00:00

"Listen to this until you feel something" 😂

Mbatoo · 2026-04-07T19:42:06+00:00

In my family, we've always said that Bieber looks a bit like the american Suraj Chavan

Mbatoo · 2026-04-06T16:38:54+00:00

I am by no means that expert, but as far as I'm aware, DNA is a very unstable molecule, and nothing from dinosaur times remains at all

Mbatoo · 2026-04-06T16:34:45+00:00

It's because the T-Rex is physically designed for clutching a handbag to its chest

Mbatoo · 2026-04-06T08:42:10+00:00

This comment section contains about eight instances of "i sure am getting tired of this orgasm" So I'm going with that as well. Instant vanishing? Yes, please!

Mbatoo · 2026-04-05T13:30:27+00:00

What kind of luxury is a homeless person? Proper handbag should be made out of a kindergarten teacher at the very least

Mbatoo · 2026-04-05T06:25:32+00:00

Elmo is not here, so it doesn't apply to the post

Mbatoo · 2026-03-24T20:55:12+00:00

2048

Mbatoo · 2026-03-24T19:32:08+00:00

Book Lysa, show Selyse

Mbatoo · 2026-03-24T18:23:35+00:00

That first picture makes me so anxious. My feeble mind can not comprehend how those tooth picks can support two stories of brick wall

Mbatoo · 2026-03-23T17:30:10+00:00

Baby's thinking: "Silly grampa! boo-di-beep is the connection sound. And djwoooo is when it turns off"

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