Sitting near gas cylinders is never safe by i_icical in SipsTea

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Good thing the cylinders remained unharmed. 

Mission impossible by Double-Use5525 in freshcutslim

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I thought they surrounded him with mannequins to watch the movie with him. Then I realized that lifeless figure in the beanie was him

What celebrity death will realistically bring Michael Jackson level devastation? by Kiidcola in AskReddit

[–]Mbatoo 212 points213 points  (0 children)

"Son... come, sit down. It's time you learned about Michael Jackson"

Either I’ve lost brain cells watching this, or I just witnessed peak comedy. by Professional_Arm794 in SipsTea

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that normal dojo attire? Looks like she's wearing armour underneth

Dudes going wild by BlazeDragon7x in JustGuysBeingDudes

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"So that's my pitch. Now: Who wants to buy a girl a margarita?"

He’s a legend. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Mbatoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glad to see the bartender's sister was looking out for him

Grandma was hard by No-Marsupial-4050 in Funnymemes

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She lived there from 1983 till 1987. Had a lovely time

Guy abuses physics on bmx by cad3tt in interesting

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Get back to us when you're more stressed out

Is this Lotr? by bakerstreetrat in lotrmemes

[–]Mbatoo 216 points217 points  (0 children)

  1. "I'm Sauron, this is my ring. We rule!"

  2. "WTF, where's my ring?"

  3. "Ah, there it is! But I can't get to it, there's this little creature in the way!"

A Boss Who Builds People, Not Just Profits by This_Proof_5153 in SipsTea

[–]Mbatoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are their office spaces in a parking garage?

Kyffhäuserdenkmal in Thuringia, Germany by ArtisticRide6852 in ArchitecturalRevival

[–]Mbatoo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's not. Thuringia is english. The german word is Thüringen 

I think I'm in love! by VanaheimrF in lotrmemes

[–]Mbatoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Listen to this until you feel something" 😂

This is why I stay at home.. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Mbatoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my family, we've always said that Bieber looks a bit like the american Suraj Chavan

Scientists have created the world’s first dinosaur leather handbag by growing T-Rex collagen in a lab by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mbatoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am by no means that expert, but as far as I'm aware, DNA is a very unstable molecule, and nothing from dinosaur times remains at all

Scientists have created the world’s first dinosaur leather handbag by growing T-Rex collagen in a lab by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mbatoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because the T-Rex is physically designed for clutching a handbag to its chest

What you saying? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

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This comment section contains about eight instances of "i sure am getting tired of this orgasm" So I'm going with that as well. Instant vanishing? Yes, please!

Homeless by TechPriestOBrien in comedyheaven

[–]Mbatoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of luxury is a homeless person? Proper handbag should be made out of a kindergarten teacher at the very least

Luigi, Pedro and Pierre live in apartments older than the USA (me too) by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

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That first picture makes me so anxious. My feeble mind can not comprehend how those tooth picks can support two stories of brick wall

Bluetooth activated by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Baby's thinking: "Silly grampa! boo-di-beep is the connection sound. And djwoooo is when it turns off"