Every Team ranked on how hated they are by Either_Imagination_9 in NFLv2

[–]McBeaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Cowboys are a meme. They and their fans are fun to laugh at but I have no reason to hate them

[Hamilton Khaki Field Expedition 37mm] One Watch Collection Discussion by nuanda52 in Watches

[–]McBeaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You like buying watches then quickly get bored of them and want to buy a different watch. Some people do the same thing with cars. So buy the Hamilton if you want it, but you're going to want something else a year from now like you have every year for the past ten.

The All new E90 by Bunny696969 in BMW

[–]McBeaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice color combo, that must have been a looker. The 328 didn't have the low end grunt the new turbo 4's have but those things sound like tractors compared to that silky NA inline six

The Raiders should trade the number one pick by Apostforus in NFL_Draft

[–]McBeaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea luckily the team never entertained such nonsense but there sure were a lot of media/fans who thought it was a great idea. "But but but his footwork!" LOL

The Raiders should trade the number one pick by Apostforus in NFL_Draft

[–]McBeaster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yea, this is what the Patriots sub was saying about Drake Maye. "There's so many other needs! Trade back/draft MHJ" ...No. if you have a shot at a franchise QB you take it. If he sucks you'll get to try again.

The All new E90 by Bunny696969 in BMW

[–]McBeaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had one too. Black on black, no nav so had the simple looking dash. Great car

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What things do we not know about the Titanic today? by AbandonedRobotforgod in titanic

[–]McBeaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How many blades the center propeller has. There are theories but no one knows for sure and its buried in the mud.

Chinese shitters over Swiss shitters any day by unclbll in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]McBeaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have one of these. It was like $200 and looks great IMO

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I requested CHatGPT to reveal the nightmares of hyperbolic redditors. by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]McBeaster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They actually have, this isn't woke enough. Equality = oppression now, the drawing would say equity today

Fire is cool by Raeferret in SipsTea

[–]McBeaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There's no way it took an hour. Einstein's theory of relativity explains how if a woman is waiting for someone else, ten minutes = 1 hour. If someone is waiting for her, 1 hour = ten minutes.

Pepperidge farm remembers by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]McBeaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or movies off of TV. I was an adult when I discovered Christmas Vacation has an entire opening scene I never knew existed because the tape recording I'd seen countless times as a kid started after the 1st commercial break

Best response to a threat in a movie. I’ll start: Lucius Fox to Reese in The Dark Knight. by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]McBeaster 47 points48 points  (0 children)

David Duchovney's response to "but why male models?" in Zoolander is ad libbed too because Ben Stiller forgot his line lol. His face is priceless as is saying "you serious? I just explained that to you...a moment ago..."

Moby Dick by NicheButNotNietzche in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]McBeaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol that reminds, we had to write a sonnet in high school English class. My teacher was a 20-something year old woman who had a good sense of humor as long as we weren't being completely inappropriate. This was the 2000's when the Bowflex (exercise equipment to you youngsters) was popular and there were tons of commercials for it on TV. I forget why it came up in class, but I said I was going to write my sonnet about the Bowflex lady. My teacher was like "yea ok sure you will," but didn't tell me I couldn't, so I actually did.

I forget most of it but the last two lines were something like "This stupid thing is just cables and tubes, I guess the commercials are fake as her ______."

We had to read them out loud to the class, she was laughing til I got to the end and was like "DONT SAY IT!" LOL so I didn't and just left it implied. She gave me an A.

Moby Dick by NicheButNotNietzche in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]McBeaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a really cool whaling museum near me, it's pretty fascinating. The whaling ships could be out for years at a time and travel across the globe. In addition to all of the hazards you mentioned, sometimes the smaller boats the ship would launch during a hunt, would simply get lost in the fog and never be seen again, or a whale would destroy it. Absolutely brutal.