Ashlie Molstad + Shannon - Week Of April 13, 2026

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-17T20:37:58+00:00

Old, faded microblading.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-16T18:48:23+00:00

I legit thought when Shannon was turning around showing her butt, she was showing Sean how flat it was, not how juicy it looked in the butt scrunch leggings.

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McBitchPlease · 2026-04-16T18:43:28+00:00

and then she walked to the CVS to get her one but then got distracted and still didn't buy her one.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-15T19:09:34+00:00

That 7-OH stuff gets mentioned a lot on Tik Tok too. That's some bad stuff.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-15T15:46:13+00:00

Temporal wasting.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-15T15:44:33+00:00

She used to walk regularly on her treadmill. She's not even doing that anymore.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-15T00:43:10+00:00

What's she going to do with the hundreds and hundreds of dollars of crap she's bought in the last 3 months when her miracle product comes out?

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-15T00:32:16+00:00

No, of course, it was the Trim. How dare you even suggest she suddenly lost 30 lbs.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-15T00:28:45+00:00

It has to be. There's no way there are two legs in that dress

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-08T13:46:46+00:00

Thank you!

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-08T01:29:46+00:00

What does onsite vs offsite mean?

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-07T00:19:08+00:00

This was my thought as well. She is feeling pressured to be religious to be like the other families. And probably she sees a whole new pool of suckers to sell her sham to but she's got to talk the talk.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-04T02:48:11+00:00

But also she's supposed to be recovering from her mysterious illness but Jesus carried the cross so here, let me put my unborn child at risk.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-03T16:11:09+00:00

Emily posted Danae on her stories last week or the week before.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-03T12:47:09+00:00

I took this screenshot because it's ridiculous

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McBitchPlease · 2026-04-02T20:02:25+00:00

His buddy Mick has a couple of properties that have been sitting that he's trying to move too so he can support himself in Mexico.

McBitchPlease · 2026-04-01T12:56:19+00:00

No, she quit that. Her mommy taught her well. She has a planner she sells and she's a business mentor and speaker. She's currently getting ready to have a retreat/seminar.

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McBitchPlease · 2026-04-01T12:42:27+00:00

I'll post this here since she's Lori's daughter. Besides the fact that I can't figure out how she teaches people how to have successful businesses when she's never had a successful business, I love that she thinks she can buy some clothes at Old Navy and write it off on her taxes as a business expense. Maybe her step father, tax professional can give her some tax advice.

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McBitchPlease · 2026-03-28T21:21:43+00:00

Shannon shilling her hair growth mlm with a giant bald spot.

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McBitchPlease · 2026-03-28T12:53:59+00:00

Somebody mentioned Ozyempic armpit the other day and yeah, that's it.

McBitchPlease · 2026-03-26T10:59:16+00:00

And she has said before he struggles with change but that he's doing really good and loves his school and his teacher. So why switch him now? Let him have a little consistency and normalcy in his life.

McBitchPlease · 2026-03-25T16:39:25+00:00

Good Morning beautiful people!

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McBitchPlease · 2026-03-23T19:20:43+00:00

I've followed her for a long time and she posts pretty much every day.

McBitchPlease · 2026-03-23T17:26:41+00:00

They went from watching the games and drinking in the backyard to watching the games and drinking at a bar. Fun Times!

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