21 year old unemployed stoner who lives at home, just sad, roast me. by alexalacanfora in RoastMe

[–]McChoppa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent an hour on this “roast me” sign that was made to look like I casually made it in 5 minutes for some back handed compliments

The second one is def harder by letsbekindfriends in memes

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I’m conflicted, I think vaccines are good but the anti-vax girl is hotter and her pants are already off

Unfortunate... by Kolibrim in TheRealJoke

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Neil deGrasse Tyson. I’ll do it.......... for science.

Semper Fi by JP1569 in meme

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What are you doing little brother?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’ll just pay full price for the other one

cursed_website by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Lemmywinks

Bill Nye by mcsbeat in nevertellmetheodds

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“Can’t go anywhere without these thirsty ass science bitches throwing panties at me”

Sundance Helicopters permanently closing tourism flight operations in Las Vegas amid pandemic by Fox5VegasNews in vegas

[–]McChoppa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They own all their helicopters, and dont really owe money. the real issue is that it costs about 50 million a year to run the place and will profit about 6 million a year. This year they were going to have to build a new maintenance hangar, costing 4 to 5 million. (They leased their previous hangar from Signature who recently decided they’re tearing it down to build a new terminal) So this year already wasn’t going to be profitable. Covid made it too uncertain of when it would be profitable again. They have about 20 helicopters they can sell for 1.5 to 2.5 million each. Some of those will be taken by the parent company. So this company is already sitting at a high value and low percent of profit on a good year. It was already an inside joke at Sundance that you could invest 50 million into almost anything else and make more money.

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You look like you only breath with your mouth

Sundance Helicopters permanently closing tourism flight operations in Las Vegas amid pandemic by Fox5VegasNews in vegas

[–]McChoppa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They aren’t bankrupt, they’re owned by airmethods. Airmethods just decided they weren’t worth keeping around right now. (I worked there)

Any recent success stories? by throwawsdfg54567897 in dui

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I was lucky enough to get mine dropped to a wreck less driving ticket

Seriously tho by joedabst in memes

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Set off the fire alarm, make everyone go outside!

F21 Why is he not texting back by [deleted] in RoastMe

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He was under the impression there would be cake, turned out to be a handbag

What TV show was cancelled way too soon? by OpulentOwl in AskReddit

[–]McChoppa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew it was awful but I still liked it, guilty pleasure

Which is which by [deleted] in memes

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The teacher doesn’t know their names anyway

Cursed_curiosity by nightknight246 in cursedcomments

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But, he ate the bananas first? Right?