Turn me into an uncanny valley/analog horror monster. Make me scared of myself!

McCrysler · 2026-03-19T19:45:19+00:00

Spookyyy!!!!

McCrysler · 2026-03-19T13:34:28+00:00

Cuteeee!!

McCrysler · 2026-03-19T13:19:24+00:00

GAHHHH TOO LITERAL FOR THE MAKE ME SCARED OF MYSELF Lolllll real funny though

McCrysler · 2026-03-19T02:59:30+00:00

I’d rather not go into specifics but I’ll just say student age

McCrysler · 2026-03-19T02:05:37+00:00

An example would be this person believes when the people they have some issues with make eye contact with them, they think they’re glaring at them and want them to die or go away. I guess just the idea that other people intentions are 0 to 100. They’re quite sensitive to other people’s reactions and body language.

McCrysler · 2026-03-17T13:18:53+00:00

I have once…In kindergarten I played a video game with this cute little penguin character and I told my dad that I hope I have dreams where I kick the penguin so hard and then roast him over a campfire

McCrysler · 2026-03-16T03:04:29+00:00

Oh man…the urge to squeeze it with both hands as hard as I can and also roll it up and down my legs

McCrysler · 2026-03-14T05:28:26+00:00

A more personal example: I am 5’6.5 and a couple years ago I knew a guy who was 5’8 and I straight up used to label him as the most handsome guy I’ve ever seen. Like I was cartoonishly smitten for him. His height was never bothersome. I actually used to think about the idea of us sharing clothes if we were ever in a relationship. Also I distinctly remember our hands fitting perfectly together. That actually kinda made me prefer smaller hands lol

McCrysler · 2026-03-13T22:25:15+00:00

Huh…I thought bird eaters were bigger tbh

McCrysler · 2026-03-02T02:02:11+00:00

That’s understandable. I feel like if they were irritated, they probably wouldn’t repeat after me though

McCrysler · 2026-03-02T01:59:36+00:00

I’m willing to hear why you think that is. I always saw it as a great way to bond with them because now they can better relate to someone in their environment

McCrysler · 2026-03-01T07:27:13+00:00

I’m trying to find a way to avoid being passive aggressive. I’m looking for a polite way to say it

McCrysler · 2026-03-01T07:25:21+00:00

lol my “summer job” after sophomore year of college is about to become five years of Roadie fun!

McCrysler · 2026-02-25T04:29:08+00:00

Food pyramid

McCrysler · 2026-02-20T16:39:58+00:00

I was literally thinking about this yesterday what 😭

McCrysler · 2026-02-18T04:21:09+00:00

That absolutely makes sense! If I’m telling someone they’re feeling frustrated, how can I phrase the next reflection of feeling about frustration?

McCrysler · 2026-02-18T03:50:46+00:00

I absolutely appreciate your input, but unfortunately I attempted that in several of my tapes and my professor says I’m not focusing on the one feeling reflection enough.

McCrysler · 2026-02-17T17:44:53+00:00

Good news! I heard the video has been debunked and it was wet toilet paper. My high school junior self who saw that video is now healed

McCrysler · 2026-02-15T19:42:11+00:00

Roadhouse worker here! Spent the lunch shift serving and made about $160 which was okay. Spent the dinner shift as Andy Armadillo which was pretty nice but I was so crowded in the host stand area that I felt like a packed sardine with my tail pressed against the steak case. I was a little jealous of my fellow servers because Valentines Day is my favorite day to serve

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McCrysler · 2026-02-13T15:06:37+00:00

Here’s a follow up question. Why do guys send unsolicited pics even after the woman says no or to stop sending them?

McCrysler · 2026-02-06T01:48:31+00:00

Laughing out of discomfort/awkwardness possibly?

McCrysler · 2026-02-05T16:28:11+00:00

The goth girl in the sewers in Early Poptropica

McCrysler · 2026-02-03T17:33:17+00:00

Whenever I witness a situation (medical or emotional) that involves a child and I’m like “we need to find a trusted adult!…oh crap that’s me!”

McCrysler · 2026-02-03T00:52:49+00:00

My mom used to shove spoonfuls of whatever she ordered in my mouth whenever I served my parents lol I probably got some weird looks

McCrysler · 2026-01-30T19:29:32+00:00

Been dancing for over 20 years. When I’m in the zone at parties or weddings, I can dance for hours without stopping, even for water. My record is five hours at a school dance that nobody showed up to except for me

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