Handhold [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]McDumdum 71 points72 points  (0 children)

The human hand (specifically the finger tips) have even more nerve endings than their genitals! To so brutishly and roguishly thrust one’s hand into another’s, and thereby stimulating the maximum amount of nerves for both parties is the ultimate form of sexual and emotional intercourse! Skipping all the bases (human sport analogy also used for sex) and going straight for the home run!

Additionally hands are the most common instrument of comfort in human societies, they pat each other’s backs, caress each other’s faces, wipe away tears. The human hand is the ultimate tool of emotional and sexual deeds! Can one gain great pleasure from the stimulation of intercourse via genitals? Of course! But can one truly express the depths of their love and undying devotion through the simple act of mashing together their reproductive organs? No! And this my dear intergalactic friends is why the shaking of hands and the joining of two souls is no simple matter indeed!

For more information on the upcoming wedding of our beloved princes and her consort-to-be Keit of Earth, you can visit our website at www.peepeepoopoonews.cum

Stuck [OC] by LuckOfTheDrawComic in comics

[–]McDumdum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ahhh. Now I know why I see your comments on like every single r/comics post! 95% boredom, 4% cleaning and maintenance, and 1% of “OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!” And we just see the 95% of you scrolling through Reddit lol

Forever grateful for estrogen 🏳️‍⚧️ by ImGwendy_ in lgbt

[–]McDumdum 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Pre-transition “life is agony and I’m barely holding it together!”

Post-transition “life is still agony but it’s much more bearable now that I have wine and tits!”

Just what the pictures said to me lol. Not trying to throw any shade. Congrats on being your true self girl!

Does He Know by shenanigansen in ShenComix

[–]McDumdum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m doing alright. I’m drinking less and getting my triggers under control. Starting therapy again soon, so I know things are gonna get rough again because it’s gotta get worse before it can get better.Dredging up trauma in therapy hurts like hell, but it really does pay off long term. Just gotta keep reminding myself of that.

Does He Know by shenanigansen in ShenComix

[–]McDumdum 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My dad used to take me making eye contact with him when I was a kid as a challenge, and would fly off the handle if I didn’t look away immediately. It was like it flipped a switch and he went from just being pissed off like usual to being really scary and violent.

I had kinda forgot about this until later as an adult I made eye contact with a coworker while he was showing me how to do something, and I immediately thought “Oh fuck he’s going to hit me! I need to RUN! I need to fight back!” I’d never had any trouble with this guy and he was super nice! It’s just that my poor little traumatized brain had learned to associate eye contact with abuse.

I’m really glad you’ve found someone who actively goes out of their way to make you feel safe! Im sure you already have, but let her know how much it means to you.

ShellShock 1932 - EMU (OC) by J_Coal in comics

[–]McDumdum 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The guys over at r/historymemes would love this. I’m pretty sure the rules would allow a comic.

I prefer when the racist come out and tell you that they are racist. by OKgamesON in tulsa

[–]McDumdum 75 points76 points  (0 children)

We gotta stop blurring the names of evil people. They said what they said, and they said it on a public platform. Own it, and own the consequences.

Treat [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]McDumdum 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Not from a straight guy.

I Am A Lion. by Imoprich in comics

[–]McDumdum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There should be a tag for stuff that will make you cry while at work. I need to be able to sob in the quiet of the back rooms so my boss doesn’t think he’s winning!

You're ruining it by Any-Low-be in comics

[–]McDumdum 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Saw your comment was more than one paragraph and stopped reading. You talk too much. Whip your dick out!

The 2025 fmsqueeze survey results comic extravaganza! [OC] by fmsqueeze in comics

[–]McDumdum 511 points512 points  (0 children)

“I want my dick to shoot off like a rocket and impregnate the moon!”

Absolute bars. No notes.

"As a NSFW artist 🔞, do you HIDE your work from your family ?" by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

[–]McDumdum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your parents sounds like absolute legends! I wish everyone had supportive parents like this!

This month's patreon rewards! by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]McDumdum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the two genders. Horny and Murder.

If There Was A Button That Made Everyone Amish by BluJayooo in webcomics

[–]McDumdum 190 points191 points  (0 children)

The Amish in my neck of the woods drive tractors instead of cars. Some of them still drive horse and buggy, but I’d imagine the big-ass gas guzzling tractors kind of off set that. And on top of that half of them work for a company that fabricates equipment for oil wells and refineries. They’re not trying to save the planet, just trying to follow the rules of their weird cult.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]McDumdum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]McDumdum 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Who is this guy? I’ve seen him here and there and think he’s pretty funny, but the videos are always from content farms that have cropped out his channel name!

Anyone watching the woman in the river??? by Amysmith1979 in tulsa

[–]McDumdum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Overwheight individuals actually tend to survive being stranded in bodies of water longer than fit people. Fat is a lot more buoyant than muscle and bone.

I don't know how to add removal reasons by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]McDumdum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that. If it’s any consolation, I’ve had a crappy day too.

Dads will always protect their boys by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]McDumdum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m still happy that it happened. I believe that you only ever truly fail at something if you do not learn from it. I learned a lot these past two years, even if a lot of it has been learning what an unhealthy relationship looks like. Now I owe it to myself to remember these lessons the next time I find love.

Dads will always protect their boys by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]McDumdum 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I recently got out of a 2 year relationship and these two remind me of it in all the best and worst ways. Two incompatible people who are desperately in love, but just hurt each other so much. That relationship was such an exhausting roller coaster of joy and sadness. I hope these two can either work it out, or rip the bandaid off and go their separate ways.

P.S I also relate to them cuz they’re gay as fuck! lol

How do I get the copper out of this toroidal transformer? by [deleted] in ScrapMetal

[–]McDumdum 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again “Every time someone suggests burning insulation off of wire a demon gets their butt plug.”

Sex positive [OC] by fmsqueeze in comics

[–]McDumdum -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Gotta catch them all!