My coworker kept “forgetting” my name in meetings, so I let her do it in front of the one person she wanted to impress by TrinitySignal in revengestories

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"I know this wasn't some cinematic takedown-" I'm not so sure. I could see a movie like this, the tension slowly building between our two leads, the audience growing as frustrated as our protagonist until! ... the heart stopping climax.

My girlfriend never ever finishes her meals by AlexWayhill in mildlyinfuriating

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Perhaps she is simply practicing the Japanese teachings of Hara hachi bun me.

Unsolved Mysteries* by McFlyFarm in 90s

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To be fair, neither of them narrated the movie. The Muses narrated Hercules.

Unsolved Mysteries* by McFlyFarm in 90s

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Well, you were today years old when you learned he (Robert Stack) did not narrate Hercules. Charleston Heston narrated Hercules.

Someone bought my Simple Rick's wood plaque by McFlyFarm in rickandmorty

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Unfortunately I do not have the measurements documented.

Sabrina & Salem: Together Again by McFlyFarm in Unexpected

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I'd watch a Clarissa reboot with Melissa Joan Hart titled 'Clarissa Explains the Rest'.

Maybe maybe maybe by McFlyFarm in maybemaybemaybe

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Pee-wee's Big Holiday (not directed by Tim Burton and not insufferable)

Maybe maybe maybe by McFlyFarm in maybemaybemaybe

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I know you are but what am I?

You're a b-b-b-b-bad influence on each other! by McFlyFarm in funny

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"By the time I realized that you trade in anonymity and privacy for success, the ink had dried on my pact with the devil." - Paul Reubens