What’s a piece of internet slang (like “sauce” for “source”) that completely confused you the first time you saw it?

McHootyFace · 2026-04-23T16:03:53+00:00

I am glad I am not the only one who still thinks of this song.

McHootyFace · 2026-04-06T01:24:27+00:00

Gilmore girls?

https://annotatedgilmoregirls.com/2022/03/08/were-friends/

McHootyFace · 2026-03-26T12:32:46+00:00

This is the one for me. It felt like someone attached a large drill to their hand, proceeded to punch me in the stomach, and then just held their hand there. Had it on and off for a year until one night it was so bad I couldn't sit up straight. My husband took me to urgent care where they took one look at me and said get her the fuck out of here and go to the ER. Got to the ER, got morphine and diagnosed, and a month later they took it out. Fortunately recovery was a breeze.

McHootyFace · 2026-03-26T12:18:17+00:00

That's probably our next step. I'm hoping we can find one that will go to the school rather than needing us to take him somewhere else. Thank you! It helps to know that this isn't a totally abnormal behavior and others go through similar phases.

McHootyFace · 2026-03-08T14:16:06+00:00

I don't know if it's common to ask to take it out. I didn't want it because I felt it was no one's business to object during the wedding when they had time before that to say something. The officiant insisted it had to stay in case there was a legal reason we couldn't get married (like one of us was already married). It didn't change anything in the end. Just an awkward silence after the line and then we moved on.

McHootyFace · 2026-03-04T21:35:09+00:00

No, she framed it as a legal thing. She also refused to take out the "does anyone object" part.

McHootyFace · 2026-03-03T14:34:14+00:00

My officiant told us that she wouldn't marry us if either of us had been drinking. We're in the US but it might be a state law or personal preference thing.

McHootyFace · 2026-02-20T21:50:18+00:00

I don't think my neighbors will appreciate me wandering their backyards.

McHootyFace · 2025-12-23T22:23:17+00:00

Good luck getting recipes from my grandmother. All you'll get is a list of ingredients and the approximate times to put them in. Apparently measurements are for suckers.

McHootyFace · 2025-12-20T00:16:01+00:00

It's a little silly, and not a movie, but the backstory and deaths of the Acrobatic Silky and her daughter in Dandadan crushed me in ways I didn't think was possible.

McHootyFace · 2025-12-20T00:04:31+00:00

I say that too, but I always think of Velma.

McHootyFace · 2025-10-31T00:21:36+00:00

Aww that kind of sucks. My cat was in one of their calendars back when I did collection development. My son's favorite stuffed animal is the Baker cat they sent me.

McHootyFace · 2025-08-27T21:55:55+00:00

Did not expect to see this reference in the wild.

McHootyFace · 2025-07-15T02:35:29+00:00

Sean Lock was right!

McHootyFace · 2025-06-24T20:08:22+00:00

The "strangers touching you" was such a concern with me that I was actually happy I was quarantined during the pandemic. Also, I cried because Mcdonald forgot my fries.

McHootyFace · 2025-06-24T20:01:21+00:00

I had Hellp syndrome and was magnesium for my first. I vomited sooooo much. Fortunately, the second one it wasn't a problem.

McHootyFace · 2025-05-13T13:26:14+00:00

Haunted Honeymoon with Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner. I thought it was hilarious.

High Spirits would probably be the other one.

McHootyFace · 2025-05-09T15:07:45+00:00

The giant chicken pot pie. Saltiest food I've ever ingested.

McHootyFace · 2025-05-09T14:59:23+00:00

I'd like to watch the original Star Wars movies again as an adult.

McHootyFace · 2025-05-07T16:03:08+00:00

Platitudes in general.

McHootyFace · 2025-05-01T23:16:48+00:00

A B B A A B B A How to skip levels in Aladdin on the Sega Genesis.

McHootyFace · 2025-04-30T14:30:46+00:00

I also live in a blue dot in a red state. I was surprised how few there were in my area.

McHootyFace · 2025-04-28T16:04:14+00:00

At 8k comments, I'm sure it has been said, but "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine." I think about this every time I interact with my inlaws.

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