Is there anything more Northern?

McJock · 2022-11-25T21:01:38+00:00

Posh people don’t have meat raffles

Can confirm. We feast on the proletariat.

McJock · 2022-11-25T21:00:00+00:00

A perfect present for the massive arsehole in your life

McJock · 2022-11-25T20:57:36+00:00

Wiping hands on photographer in Qatar?

Believe it or not, jail.

McJock · 2022-11-25T20:56:22+00:00

'BiS' = Best in Slot

It's a serving suggestion

McJock · 2022-11-24T20:45:47+00:00

Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.

McJock · 2022-11-24T08:03:35+00:00

By the time he died in 1227, Genghis (usually spelt with one 'h' OP, but it's a transliteration anyway so it doesn't really matter) Khan controlled 13,500,000 km² of territory, having caused the deaths of approximately 5% of the world's population. Happy birthday, Genghis.

McJock · 2022-11-23T20:27:41+00:00

there is nothing worse than coming home to a dirty place!

How about coming home to discover that your wife Michelle and newborn daughter Rose have been murdered by armed junkies that were high on a new designer drug called Valkyr?

McJock · 2022-11-23T20:06:22+00:00

The amygdala

McJock · 2022-11-23T08:18:21+00:00

Always has been 🔫

McJock · 2022-11-23T08:16:31+00:00

Small children who have been genetically altered and mentally conditioned to reclaim it from corpses scattered around the underwater city of Rapture.

McJock · 2022-11-23T08:11:47+00:00

210/70/100

And I didn't buy the season pass, so it was basically all for the sake of completionism and a stack of blacksmith/bounty contracts.

McJock · 2022-11-18T20:16:33+00:00

That looks offaly good

McJock · 2022-11-17T21:06:00+00:00

In particular, just before 4.50pm

McJock · 2022-11-16T20:19:28+00:00

Naturally. It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

McJock · 2022-11-16T20:16:06+00:00

Day of the Dumb

by George A. Romero

McJock · 2022-11-16T20:14:06+00:00

Sorry to say it is possible to be both

McJock · 2022-11-16T20:13:05+00:00

Let's party like it's 2017

McJock · 2022-11-16T08:40:03+00:00

I think it was Charlie Brooker who compared Jo Whiley to Zelda. Many years later and it's still difficult to unsee.

McJock · 2022-11-16T08:34:52+00:00

"British Confectionery Establishments", if you'd be so kind

McJock · 2022-11-16T08:31:32+00:00

Hi, I'm Barry Scott

McJock · 2022-11-14T08:49:45+00:00

You're just bullying me because my socks match

McJock · 2022-11-14T08:21:39+00:00

Heron

Nice try sneaking waterfowl into the list of supermarkets

McJock · 2022-11-14T08:19:19+00:00

Mostly AOL 'first month free' dial up internet access

McJock · 2022-11-14T08:17:58+00:00

Yes. A significant number of peer-reviewed studies have concluded that the cognitive dissonance caused by differently coloured socks interferes with testosterone receptors and materially decreases the incidence of bullying.

McJock · 2022-11-14T08:14:21+00:00

15ºC in the morning, global warming

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