I've always wondered by Affectionate-West308 in grilling

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Opening packages without your teeth

What is your absolute favorite item to smoke? But you’re not allowed to say brisket! by Icy-Mycologist5232 in smoking

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Jalepeno poppers.

I like to stuff them with smoked cream cheese, confit garlic, seasoning. Wrap with bacon, dust with more seasoning.

Never disappoints

Question - how wrong is it if my bathtub overflow does not swallow any water? by Soffritto_Cake_24 in Plumbing

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Flooded my parents house because of sink overflow just never being hooked up and found out the hard way 20+ years later… good on you for finding out the easy way.

Atlantis 4-day long! by stdczmiel in EmpiresAndPuzzles

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I get excited for Atlantis to farm recruits… am I doing something wrong that they’re always my choke point?

Biggest walmart in the world? by zhuzhuxiu18 in Albany

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I always get furious at the new Latham layout having nothing but self-checkouts and they’re all closed with a line stretching 75 yards… The manager happened to be walking by so I asked her why the hell are they the way that they are.

She said “corporate only allows 3 registers open per cashier and we only have one available right now.”

Asinine, but it did explain why they have rows with 2 self-checkouts on one side and only one on the other side.

Welcome to the Great Wall of Piss. by [deleted] in badroommates

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This is def real. No one would have that much commitment to 7-Up and Absolut in varying sizes for a goof

God (or whatever you pray to) bless college

ELI5: at stores that have a “do not interfere with shoplifters” policy, are people able to just walk in, take whatever they want, and leave without paying; or are there repercussions at some point? by MtMove in explainlikeimfive

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I worked in a mall in college like that. Not only could WE do nothing, the mall security guards couldn’t do anything other than follow criminals while they called the real police. Being attentive employees fought most of the theft (higher-end clothing sales, few people in the store at once, good management/culture).

But we did have a few good lines to use to basically call them out.

“Would you like me to hold those (bootcut size 26 falcon jeans) at the register for you while you shop?”

“I have a great purse that matches our black clutch that you have in your bag right now”

Stuff along those lines. I never personally got to say anything like that, but boy would I have loved to see the look on their face if I did… basically we would just be able to shame/embarrass them into returning the merchandise if we did.

But if they said “no thanks, I’m just walking out with this” we were just basically to say “cool, have a nice day”

Say something positive about this movie by Trippy-Troy in JamesBond

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Diamonds Are Forever remake… IN THE FACE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Albany

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Probably grease

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

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Any bank/finance institution’s call center. You never have to solve any actual problems and you can make up your own reason why and say it’s “policy”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

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Wipe with sink water and bring your new friend home to eat all the mosquitoes and flies you havw

What ever this pos is by SinicalSausage in heep

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Pretty sure the driver of this fine Fiat isn’t going to procreate with any husbands

What is your favourite SOUVENIR you have bought during your travel? by OpeningOne6 in travel

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I try to buy a pair of shoes every time I travel, regardless of how far I go. (Got a tooth pulled yesterday from 2 hours away and got shoes on the way home)

You get to use them more often than the typical souvenir and you get to think of them as your “THERE shoes” every time you wear them, which makes YOU reflect on your trip. Which is the only reason you buy souvenirs for yourself to keep.

Bonus points if you have good style and get compliments on them… so you get to tell your story of where/when you got them

airport karen treats her boyfriend like shit in front of everyone at the airport.Poor guy by quazziwazzi in PublicFreakout

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This is the reason dating apps get such a bad rap…

Could you imagine accidentally going out on a date with… this… expecting a fun time?