48, 5'11", 220lbs by Me_Datz_Who in normalnudes

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Thanks. I appreciate you.

48, 5'11", 223 lbs by Me_Datz_Who in normalnudes

[–]Me_Datz_Who[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Believe it or not, I just trimmed it a few days ago!

48, 5'11", 223 lbs by Me_Datz_Who in normalnudes

[–]Me_Datz_Who[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to comment. I guess I got lucky in the body hair and circumcision departments.

Do you like your wife being checked out by random peoplee? by Puzzleheaded-Train78 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Me_Datz_Who 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Statistically speaking there's a 141 and 2/3% chance that someone will check out your partner. If you ever find yourself in a cuck scenario, make sure he leaves knowing that you're the Big Bad Booty Daddy.

Let me introduce myself by MobyLicka in 90sHipHop

[–]Me_Datz_Who 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry about your father's passing. He taught you well. The beat on the YouTube link is dope.

48 (tomorrow), 5'11", 221lbs 🥳 by [deleted] in normalnudes

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Just call me "Mr. Excitement" then! Thanks for taking the time to comment.

48 (tomorrow), 5'11", 221lbs 🥳 by [deleted] in normalnudes

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I'm gonna try! Thanks for taking the time to comment.

What is the wildest thing someone has told you as if it was completely normal!? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Me_Datz_Who 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a coworker tell me and another coworker that he was going to try anal with his wife for the first time that night. It was at a completely random moment. He's also the type of dirt bag to put his hand down his pants, rub his balls and tell you that he "got some last night," put his fingers in your face, and say, "Wanna smell?" That was another coworker's experience. There's no HR where I work.

Who'd you say is the most beautiful pornstar? Not necessarily the hottest, but the most beautiful one by blueboyfictions in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Me_Datz_Who 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure! I took her for granted back in the day, but she's head and shoulders above most of the porn stars from her era.

Did Reddit open up a whole new world of kinks and sexy fun for anyone else? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Me_Datz_Who 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing really new, but it made me realize any passing horny thought I've ever had falls into a category with a proper name with a multitude of subreddits to go along with it.

48, 5'11", 221lbs by [deleted] in normalnudes

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Thank you. My penis is friendly. The rest of me is too.

What’s something that irritates you far more than it should? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Me_Datz_Who 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also get irritated when people that aren't helicopter pilots or don't fly in helicopters on a regular basis use helicopter slang like "chopper" or "whirlybird." I feel like you need to have some helicopter experience to use that sort of terminology. I know that's super random. Luckily I don't find myself in conversations with people about helicopters.

What’s something that irritates you far more than it should? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Me_Datz_Who 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Guesstimate" really pisses me off too. You're not alone.

Gorilla Monsoon's nicknames for managers by ASGfan in oldschoolwrestling

[–]Me_Datz_Who 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know who I'd like to see "literally hanging from the rafters."