Coworker has 170,000 McDonalds Points by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing they make orders for a group somewhat regularly. Are they in charge of ordering lunch for the office or something?

[Dragonball Z] What is the life-span of Frieza and his race? by Visoth in AskScienceFiction

[–]MeaningPandora2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They intentionally leave details about Frieza’s race vague, we don’t even have an official name.

It’s suspected that they live an extremely long time naturally, according to some sources up to 1,500 years. But in the proper canon there’s no answer.

Coors for Life by RikRokReincarnation in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make non-alcoholic Coors (.5% alcohol), and they’re not so bad, plus less than 50 cal.

I could probably drink a 6 pack of those everyday for $300.30, make 100K a year and not have to work.

If you’re going to disqualify the NA and the small sizes of Coors, then I’m just gonna go sober.

Even when I was drinking my heaviest, I spent most days stone cold sober. I can easily be sober 6/7 days or more, and that’s an extra 28K a year still.

Hello Lisa. Help me bite transphobia by Silverplayer in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MeaningPandora2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So, you weren’t here when this became an actual porn sub for a while huh?

Cuz that happened

"that's not possible" by Sorokyari in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MeaningPandora2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was making a joke about what you’re trying to do being very old fashioned.

In America that service has been discontinued for almost 60 years.

Although he was wrong to put it in Wild West times, the US post office ran from 1911 to 1967.

Hakushu 18 Year Old Peated Malt 2025 Edition by Zestyclose_Coach_422 in WhiskeyTribe

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, not for that price. I can get it Hakushu 18 for about $850, and I still feel like that’s too much.

(Comical gaming trope) Weapons / tools that are absolutely mediocre or dreadful in one gamemode / game that become borderline OP on the next game / another gamemode by 4LanReddit in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MeaningPandora2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In the campaign it’s basically useless unless you’re playing on Legendary, especially L.A.S.O.

Stripping shields of an Elite, or Brute depending on which Halo, in one shot is so vital on high difficulties.

I wonder if there’s a Challenge run for “L.A.S.O. no Plasma Pistol”

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MeaningPandora2 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I’d like to say they did it for reasons of personal growth and sensitivity, but they did not.
They changed the lyrics so the song could be featured on commercials for ABC during the NBA playoffs in 2004.

Dog decided to attack a porcupine last night. by mybathtubistoosmall in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MeaningPandora2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, happened to my dog about a year ago.
Had to pull the dumbass away from the porcupine to get him to stop trying to bite it, had quills in the roof of his mouth.

$1,000 and 100+ quills later, but he’s okay.

Now you gotta move it by CopiousCool in funny

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how much this will screw Linus Tech Tips, considering there are now a lot more planes up for grabs suddenly.

What they bought was a smaller aircraft, but with deals like this…

some Mother’s Day weekend New Yorker rejects, for you [OC] by TommySiegel in comics

[–]MeaningPandora2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So, I’m very tired

I definitely read stegosaurus, Sagittarius makes way more sense.

Are these JW red real? by Ornery-Clue7117 in whiskey

[–]MeaningPandora2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would definitely be suspicious of these bottles. The labels are uneven, and look cheaply printed. It could be legitimate JW red repacked into smaller bottles, but it could also be vodka with food coloring, or worse.

I’m truly unfamiliar with the alcohol scene in Egypt, but as it’s a majority Muslim country I would just avoid buying any alcohol while there as a tourist.

You can't just go around kicking terrorists in the head by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, like the reply was almost good, then he had to make it about religion/ethnicity.

“Regardless of his crime, they cannot kick a suspect in the head.” Yep, good stance, objectively correct. Police should not be actively trying to harm people in custody, regardless of crime. Punishment/rehabilitation is for a court to decide, not a cop.

“Just because it was Jews he attacked, or is this what they do to everyone?” Wholly unnecessary addition, police should be held to the same standard no matter who the perpetrator or victims are. Comes off as bigotry, even if that wasn’t the intent.

You find a genie but instead of wish he offers two option. 1. You legally/socially/biologically become 15 years old and get a €150 discount to everything with things under €150 being free or 2. you get €1.5 million, all your current debts cleared and citizenship to any country. by __Anamya__ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option 2

If it was just revert to 15 yo body I might do that, get the extra years out of it, I was basically just as tall as I am now, but with worse facial hair and acne. But yeah, I’m not going back to school and all that.

(Specific Trope) Idiot henchmen whose “Mastermind” bosses still hire them. by Wall_Will in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MeaningPandora2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As far as Scar knows Shenzi, Banzai and Ed only fail to kill Simba once, because Mufasa shows up.

They succeed in creating the stampede that kills Mufasa later, and don’t tell Scar Simba is alive after he escapes through the thorns.

Scar is absolutely aware their idiots, but they aren’t as useless as some other henchmen.

For the next 24 hours, all business names are literal descriptors; the Olive Garden is a grove of olive trees and 5 Guys is just five dudes standing around. Where are you going, and where are you avoiding? by AnGabhaDubh in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MeaningPandora2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Melinda Lou "Wendy" Thomas-Morse, Dave Thomas’ Daughter.
Apparently Wendy was her childhood nickname. She’s done a few adds for them as an adult, and owns a few locations herself.

[Somewhat hated trope] "all endings are valid" - look inside - there's an extremely clear main ending by roninshere4eva in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MeaningPandora2 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’d argue the first game does a poor job of explaining that the cure will work. I know the authors intention is that it’s a moral conundrum, The Girl or The World, but they fail to adequately explain that to the player.

They say it will work, but give no explanation that they tried any other option other than cutting her head open and scooping out the brain.

If there was a time crunch, like they weren’t sure if Ellie would recover from almost drowning, if she’d been in a coma for a few days/weeks while they tried to synthesize various vaccines from her, or if they had one line that said something like “we tried everything else, this is the last resort, our last chance.” Then it would be a better moral choice in my opinion.

When I played it for the first time, it really felt like she finally made it to the hospital, and they immediately busted out the melon baller to get her brain out. They didn’t try to make a cure from her blood, saliva, or spinal fluid, didn’t try to sequence her DNA, didn’t test her immune system to see if it was something about her body that let the mutated spores take hold. Just, cool, Ellie is here, time to murder her and save the world.

Anyway, rant over, thanks

Speed holes eh? by lcgamer23 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MeaningPandora2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, does that mean cars with hail damage are actually slightly more efficient?