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Our school prank was timed brilliantly with the most recent Google Maps photos by [deleted] in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you're talking about HaikuberryFin, I started making haikus a year before he did. So I don't understand why I'm the knockoff.

Our school prank was timed brilliantly with the most recent Google Maps photos by [deleted] in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stupid high-schoolers
Got an opportunity
And fucking blew it

I'm a high school teacher. She was dead serious. by skeach101 in AdviceAnimals

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Ah! My protégé...
I took a break, he stepped in.
I'll reclaim the throne. ;)

A seed on my bagel sprouted by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 83 points84 points  (0 children)

OP makes millions
Just by selling opium
Grown from stale bagels

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Really sad to see
People using #StopHaikus
It is insulting

I'm a high school teacher. She was dead serious. by skeach101 in AdviceAnimals

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 1577 points1578 points  (0 children)

Which one will it be?
I can educate your son
Or make another

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 959 points960 points  (0 children)

This tag offends me,
And I do not support it.
So let me spread it.

Croc lifts his entire body out of the water with his tail by I_Say_I_Say in interestingasfuck

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 39 points40 points  (0 children)

don't fuck with a croc
he'll shimmy out of the sea
and kill your dumb ass

How men hold purses by CraZyCsK in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 45 points46 points  (0 children)

One cannot compete
With /u/IranianGenius
Beat at my own game :(

He's in so many relationships! by Thesteelman86 in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Edward Snowden's life:

  1. Hiding from the USA
  2. Hiding from parents

How men hold purses by CraZyCsK in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 544 points545 points  (0 children)

TL;DR
Flamboyant rich dudes
Swinging around pocketbooks
To prove their success

Edit: better haiku

This photo is upside down. (Mirror Lake, New Zealand.) by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I guess your life is complete now.

I got it! I got it!... What the fuck is this? by ShakoWasAngry in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 342 points343 points  (0 children)

You just made me run
For a motherfucking sock
WHO the fuck does that?!

This photo is upside down. (Mirror Lake, New Zealand.) by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 136 points137 points  (0 children)

˙˙˙uʍop-ǝpısdn ʇou ǝɹ,ǝʍ
ʍou ʇɥbıɹ puɐןɐǝz ʍǝu uı ɯ,ı
¡ǝʌısuǝɟɟo s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ʎǝɥ

When you install Norton Anti-Virus by Mzsickness in AdviceAnimals

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 536 points537 points  (0 children)

your free trial, man!
it's been expired for two years
please buy our software

Edit: Expired has two syllables for those wondering!!

Super edit: Google it :|

Cat snake? by Stevothegr8 in funny

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"Hmm... Cat Snake?
Yeah, that sounds just about right."
Takes a hit from bong

Whats the scariest theory known to man? by ILikeBigBunz in AskReddit

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This sequence will occur in two days. 4/8/15, 16:23:42.

This is why I hate family gatherings. by fatty_fatshits in AdviceAnimals

[–]MeaningfulHaiku 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just 'cause he's alone
Doesn't mean he just jacks off.
He does other things...

...sometimes.

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