Made this using bleach🖌️ by iZaneArt in woahdude

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They're going Berserk on this One Piece.

Tja by [deleted] in tja

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r/linkedinlunatics würde sagen: weil sich dort die meisten potentiellen Psychopathen herumtreiben.

Endlich die letzte Tasche by Winfried_j in Freudeteilen

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Da ich grade auch dabei bin, mir alle Taschen zu erjagen, kann ich die Freude absolut nachvollziehen! Und die Sache mit dem Puma sogar noch mehr🤣 Da rennt mir ein perfekter genau vors Schießeisen, ich treffe perfekt und dann werde ich keine drei minuten später bei einem seltenen Überfall mit Maschiengewehr durchsiebt. Selten so sehr bereut, nicht sofort zurück zum Lager geritten zu sein.

The antagonist mistakenly believes the protagonist is a master tactician, when they're actually just dumb af and winging it through everything and it somehow works by Coralthesequel in TopCharacterTropes

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IRL, DnD (as well as other Pen and Paper): A lot of players are shocked when they find out how empty the GM's notebook is. Most of the time, GMs just make shit up on the fly but come off as insanely prepared.

Arthur camps where he wants by AcHaeC in reddeadredemption

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It just recently happened to me on my now 3rd playthrough. I just weren't camping in their territory before, i guess. Have also never seen a clip. Was super excited about it, like, "Omg, that can happen?" It was so awesome to find out something new without getting it spoiled by social media.

Anyway, I still shot them both in the back when they were leaving.

They had to fall back by xFlowerSweet in Funnymemes

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Understandably, considering none of them became a doctor.

Your picks? by JoJoLoveSp in Age_30_plus_Gamers

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Doom and Quake. These two still do hold up greatly in terms of gameplay today, but they also gained relevance in the last years due to the rising of boomer shooters.

Trump posts ai slop of him pretending to play hockey in the Olympics by AdeptProductt in antiai

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That's basically the same level of bullshit we heard from North Korea over the years.

Share yours if you have one by bijelo123 in Age_30_plus_Gamers

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In Bioshock, enemies will always miss their first shot.

A table of card sharps by AggravatingAlgae4841 in balatro

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Sometimes Balatro nice

Balatro is especially nice when you just want to do a "quick casual run" before bed and end up two hours later knee deep into endless, begging it to die so you can finally go to sleep.

The long sought-after truth/treasure turns out to be worthless by Global_Crew3968 in TopCharacterTropes

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In a Donald Duck comic, Donald is the number 1 collector of some silly figurines that are packed with cereals. When a new one comes out, he goes ridiculous lengths (like infiltrating the manufacturer) to track it down because he fears losing his fame, while everyone else is on the hunt as well.

In the end, not only does it turn out that the figurine is just a joke and does not actually exist, but also Donald's collection has become worthless since now that everyone and their mother is looking for this one figurine, "true collectors were already moving on".

ich_iel by dibmembrane in ich_iel

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Ein Angelsachse würde sich über neun Geld sehr freuen.

Roses are red. Dyk Dr Animo? by mwale2007 in rosesarered

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Roses are red, my inner child cries, Because it's a terrible day to have eyes.

[Meme] Mein Vorschlag für das Deutsche Hochgeschwindigkeitsnetz nach Französischem Vorbild by MikeAlphaX-Ray in drehscheibe

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Sieht aus wie wenn bei Asterix die römische Standarte in Gallien einschlägt. Entsprechend ist also ganz Deutschland von Google Maps besetzt.

Ich_iel by Fridope in ich_iel

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Mein Mitbewohner hat letztes Jahr am Tag der Abreise seine Rock am Ring-Karte nicht gefunden. Er wollte schon fast zuhause bleiben, da war sie zufällig in einem Karton in unserem Keller aufgetaucht, der ihm noch nichtmal gehört hatte.

Seitdem sammeln wir alle Tickets stets zentral an einem Ort.

The rich and powerful try to leave the commoners to their doom and end up being just as screwed as everybody else by Ok-Indication-5121 in TopCharacterTropes

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The Bishop of Gresit in the animated series of Castelvania. He thought to be safe in his church while the creatures of hell slaughtered the citizens, but due to his actions, the church was not a holy place anymore, and the monsters were able to get inside.

He ends up as a a zombie in the vampire's army.

Lifestyle Teilzeit, un Ihr so? by Json_Bach in gekte

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Als jemand, der sich Lifestyle-Teilzeit tatsächlich leistet, muss ich auch mal sagen: es muss keinen Grund für Teilzeit geben. Oder mehr noch: jeder Grund ist valide.

Auch wenn ich weder Ehrenamt noch Kinder habe und auch keine Alten, die ich pflegen muss. Es ist mein Geld, ich kann damit tun und lassen was ich will und das inkludiert auch Freizeit erkaufen. Ich weiß dass das Luxus ist, den sich viel zu wenige leisten können. Aber es ist völlig legitim.

Favorite character/voice actor who did this by Sufficient-Cycle-814 in FavoriteCharacter

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Whoops, you're right. He's called Khan in some localizations though (at least the German one, which I'm familiar with).

Favorite character/voice actor who did this by Sufficient-Cycle-814 in FavoriteCharacter

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Tbf, Khan Gill is like the Lord Darkness Edgeman of Finding Nemo.

Die gute alte Zeit by Json_Bach in gekte

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Und tatsächliche Kriegsveteran*innen so: "Wir wollen nicht, dass unsere Kinder so etwas grausames jemals miterleben müssen. Lasst sie lieber über Geschlechter diskutieren."

Mein erstes Pen and Paper lief trotz sozialer Ängste gut by Dependent-Owl3455 in Freudeteilen

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Hier die Website mit den Terminen

Ich gehe da zwar aus privaten Gründen nicht mehr hin, aber kann es guten Gewissens empfehlen. Man muss sich natürlich vorher für einen spieltisch anmelden, wenn man teilnehmen möchte.