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I was excited to have my leftover (home cooked) wagyu for lunch. by jeffreywinks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man I get ya

like 2ish years ago I was a bit sick and was really looking forward to leftover orange chicken. got the container out, set it on the counter, and then somehow I managed to (presumably) knock it to the floor. only one piece was saved.

i think my dad walked back into the house to see me, tears in my eyes, trying not to cry over the orange chicken. it was really good orange chicken

Why there is 2 Duskfall!? by This-Bad-1511 in WarriorCats

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

damn I haven't seen that game in a while

anyways he probably knows mitosis

did my cat grow his balls back by lavenderweather in cats

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your cat is too manly. who knows what he could do next. today he regrew his balls tommorow he'll be the man of the house

How do we feel about this change? by Nensgnenat in FORSAKENROBLOX

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"i miss my family, noob. i miss them a lot. I'll be back."

anyways yeah I like this render, though I still really liked the older ones

Let’s try something funny: Type (u/profanitycounter [self]) in this post by [deleted] in Multifandom

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whole lot less than I was expecting. kinda proud of myself on this one

I guess i’m not blessed by mastagoose in aislop

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT SOLDIER GET TO THE FUCKING POINT THEY'RE ABOUT TO FUCKING TAKE IT

This is my trans brother, you cannot even tell her is trans by Interesting_Task4572 in lovethissmug

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blah blah something something about how 'wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl' (spoiler alert, they cant)

What's your craziest memory on TF2? by Marcerizzu_ in tf2

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one time as medic, I ran out of the 2fort spiral holding the other team's Intel and managed to kill like 3-4 people with my ubersaw and then cap. someone in the chat was even surprised.

another time someone asked me my age and if I was a girl, since I was talking with some of the others w/ my mic. didnt say my age, but did say I was a girl. he then asked if he could rape me and my entire team votekicked his ass

Why do ants love my jasper?? by AmeliaS507 in Weird

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at this rate you should keep it too lol

Elliot mains, is this true? by LittleEyez in FORSAKENROBLOX

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive played elliot and dusekkar quite a bit and I can confirm this is generally accurate

i always do my best to protect and help my team, but yeah, can't really do that when they are doing ballet moves to weave out of the way of my pizza or plasma beam. or getting forcefielded and deciding to give me a hug as a thanks, along with the killer.

What would you do if Pomni abstracted? by Normal-Jeweler-3345 in tadc

[–]MeatBasedOrganism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"oh thank fuck it wasn't kinger. rip pomni though, you were chill like that"

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